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[arollingstone]

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Tattoos/Piercings

Chilly? Hot? Uncovered? Too covered? Need hiking boots or an evening gown? We might be able to hook you up.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 2 button down shirts (dirty)
► 19 t-shirts (dirty)
► 10 t-shirts (clean)
► 2 pastel dress shits (clean)
► 4 Southtown-specific tourist t-shirts (I survived the Platinum Typhoon, Southtown Cinema, Winter Beach Plunge, The and Leopard Seal Is Real
► 1 hoodies
► 18 Men's swimsuits (assorted)
► 11 Women's swimsuits (assorted)
► 4 ties (rumpled/stained)
► 1 pair of swim trunks
► Watch batteries (2)
► 3 Engagement rings
► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional)
► 8 bras
► 1 mood ring
► 3 umbrellas
► 1 pair of bowling shoes
► 1 pair of chaps
► 1 house-arrest ankle tracker
► 2 shirts with sketchy sweat stains
► 1 corset
► 2 pairs high-heeled shoes
► 4 left shoes
► 6 pairs sunglasses
► 12 ugly Christmas sweaters
► 18 backpacks (clearly designed for children)
► 8 pairs of sweat pants
► 1 flannel nightgown
► 1 pair of diamond earrings
► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (size 8)
► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL)
► 5 multicolored watches (dead batteries)
► 1 compass (points in the wrong direction)
► 1 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
► 3 unopened packs of socks
► 1 hot dog outfit
► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain
► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts

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Drugs

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Tattoos/Piercings

There're a few things everybody needs. Fuel, matches, flashlights, food, and your basic survival requirements. Ask and you shall receive (if you can swing some even trade, of course).
CURRENT STOCK:

► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS)
► 15 galleons of gas
► 1 empty gas cans
► 1 oil lantern
► 1 Fish & Fire kit
► 7 flashlights (no batteries)
► 4 packs of batteries (scavanged; some slightly used)
► 3 large boxes of tampons
► 2 baseball bats
► 2 jars of oil
► 3 first aid kits
► 1 box of sutures
► 1/2 box of candles
► 2 compasses
► 1 tire jack
► 3 extension cords
► 8 crossbow bolts
► 12 asthma inhalers
► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up
► 4 blankets
► 2 cellphone chargers
► 4 Film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies
► 10 bottles of water
► 4 desktop computers
► 2 shovels
► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle)
► 7 crossbow bolts
► 1 machete (RESERVED)
► 1 saws
► 1 toaster
► 2 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness
► 1 club (made by Saya)
► limited supply of gauze
► 2 bottles of painkillers
► 1 pistols (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED)
► 1 pistol (no ammo)
► ammunition for various make of gun
► 1 sets of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets)
► 3 lighters
► 3 laptops (1 repaired, 1 uncharged, 1 broken)
► 4 cellphones (charged)
► razorblades

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Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

Ohh, so it's that you're lookin' for. I feel you, man, I feel you. It ain't free, though.
CURRENT STOCK:

► marijuana
► cocaine (short supply)
► salvia
► elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. Seeds are untreated at this time)
► 3 Jet inhalers
► psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms)
► synthesized morphine (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► heroin (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► methamphetamine (made/supplied by Sherlock)

Duds

Amenities

Drugs

COMFORTS

Tattoos/Piercings

What's bein' stuck in the middle of nowhere without a few comforts from home, am I right? We've got special treats galore. And hey, maybe we found somethin' that meant something to you back home.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 10 cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton)
► 2 crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates.
► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes
► 1 very large case of condoms
► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball
► 89 unbroken beer bottles
► 78 coconuts
► 3 airplane oxygen masks
► 4 handheld gaming systems
► 1 walkman (without batteries)
► knock off versions of various games/handheld versions of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet
► wide variety of thread
► 9 mini bottles of lube
► 3 impressive dildos
► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils
► ink
► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
► 1 desk golf set
► 5 packs of coffee
► 7 sketchbooks
► 4 Quill pens
► 2 set of artist acrylics
► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes)
► 3 cans of spray paint (Red x 2 White x1)
► 9 boxes of 20 Twinkies
► 12 boxes of Cake Mix (Chocolate/Angel Food Cake/ White and yellow)
► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored
► 6 boxes of oreos(!)
► 1 crate fresh apples (24 in total) - will be rotten by Feb 20
► 2 jars strawberry preserves
► 2 20lb bags of sugar
► 4 boxes of powder milk
► 6 frozen meals
► 1 filing cabinet
► 17 notebooks
► BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc)
► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such)
► 1 24-packs of Mountain Dew: Code Red
► 1 copper necklace
► 12 boxes of mac n' cheese
► Handpresso coffee maker
► 3 tins of gravy
► 2 jars of cranberry jam
► 3 clean towels

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TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Be nice to be the one doin' the ink that means somethin'. Doin' it right.
TATTOO REQUEST FORM:

<b>Image Requested:</b> (you can be as vague as you like, TJ's up for creative back and forth if your character isn't the artistic or visual type but still wants some ink) <b>Placement:</b> (any preferences for size/where you want it?) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (TJ enjoys doing this so he'll be lenient, but ink is hard to come by)</b> <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

PIERCING REQUEST FORM:<b>Placement:</b> (where do you want the hole, bro) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (This isn't exactly difficult to do, but a tip is always nice. TJ's throwing out these needles after use and they can be tough to come by) <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

TRADE FORM:
<b>Item Requested:</b> <b>Trade Offered:</b> <b>Other Questions/Comments:</b>

A reminder that a trade does not have to be a physical object! Trades can be information, secrets, services and skills. If you're not sure what your character has to trade, put down their skills and abilities. A simple owed favor can be a valuable thing.

Dealers: TJ, Saya Takagi, Poison, Amal Chakravarthy

Comments

SAMPLE | STEALING POLICY

[arollingstone]

Item Requested: Whatever item from the list your character is interested in!
Trade Offered: The even trade your character has to offer. Remember, while physical goods are lovely (and will often be added straight back into the trade stock), skills and services are equally prized! Don't be afraid to offer up your master electrician or amazing chef for favors.
Other Questions/Comments: Anything else you want to specify/ask! If you want to deal with a specific dealer, that's something to put here.

POLICY ON STEALING

Encouraged! This operation is run by (currently) three people, the most organized of which being a high school student. However, ICly, their base of operations is currently unknown. TJ is notoriously terrible with numbers, so unless Saya or Jesse catch you and you don't get too greedy, you might be able to get away unnoticed.

Note: A character's success will be determined via dice roll Dungeons & Dragons style, because it's more fun that way HA! Your character's skill in sneakiness/what they're taking will scale their odds.

[selfemployed]

Item Requested: The cocktail dress, a pair of those heels, and because Glen is nothing if not practical, one of those winter jackets.
Trade Offered: Two of these dildos. Maybe three if you haggle her hard.
Other Questions/Comments: What if she nicked a pack of cigarettes too. Can we roll for that?

[arollingstone]

Trade: TJ is your dealer for today, and he is very much aware of the fiscal value of a good dildo. Still, for a dress and a winter coat, it's going to have to be three, missy.

Theft: There are cigarettes in TJ's pocket. It's his personal pack, so there are about five missing (making the total contents of the pack 15). How deft is Glen's pick pocketing ability?

[chaostic]

Item Requested: A lighter, food, and dammit who took the dress? Also a clean shirt would be nice~
Trade Offered: A kickass helmet cuz whatever he can summon more of them.
Other Questions/Comments: That helmet is A-quality, TJ. Anyone who wears it will look like a boss. Plus it's bullet proof(ish) and made of Asgardian metal. You know you want one~

[magnets]

Trade: Jesse is your dealer and he seems stupidly stoked about this helmet. How's this for a shirt, Loki? It's Calvin Klein. He thinks.

[wroughtten]

Item Requested: A lighter, the tool kit (bitches need torches), and 5 gallons of gas
Trade Offered: 2 sweet-ass fireman uniforms
Other Questions/Comments: Also suitable for stripper outfits.

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade; oh, Dear. It looks like you have gotten Saya as your dealer and she's a big ass stick in the mud, so those fireman suits, as fantastic as they are, aren't going to fly for all that you've requested. It's the gas, really, that's a hot commodity in this hell hole. Do you have anything else you could give? maybe a pole to go along with them.

Just assume this information is written on a post-it note pinned to his chest

[say_my_name]

Item Requested: 1 Fireman's suit, 1 sewing kit
Trade Offered: Three (3) favors, redeemable whenever.

Other Questions/Comments: Groot is a being made of wood, so his services include growing things (crutches, baseball bat, elaborate furniture, etc) off of his body. He can grow pretty much anything, as long as it's made of wood.

Or you can ask him to hit people. He does that pretty well too.

[magnets]

Trade: So here's the thing, Groot, we could definitely use you, and luckily Jesse is your dealer for today. In order to set up a nice garden in the basement, we're looking to make some wooden planters, whether you grow them or help make them, whatever you wanna do. If you can aid with that, what you want's all yours.

[concealingeyes]

Item Requested: 1 25lb bag of flour
1 3lb bag of powdered sugar
2 tins of dried instant milk
photography supplies
2 bottles of painkillers
And she'd really like one of those ammo'd pistols and the machete but she's not holding her breath.
Trade Offered: Her eyes for one. No not like that. Her eyes can conceal your presence from anything as long as you're within 2 meters of her. Basically she's offering if they need to get in and out of somewhere she's willing to go with them to hide them. Also she's really, really good at cooking even with limited supplies so she'd offer meals.
Also she'll offer the information that there's a locked and boarded up door in the subway that seems pretty interesting but she's not sure it's a good place to check out alone.
That and: 3 large boxes of tampons and pudding she made for them. Yes bribing with food whatever. It's delicious.
Other Questions/Comments:

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade; Ok. It's a sweet deal, Kido. Literally. Jesse and Tj are drooling about the pudding. Both the cooking and photography supplies are yours! But there's a catch for the remainder of the request. For a bottle of pills Saya and Jesse would like a demo of this eye for no one, just because if you can deliver... they can certainly give you your weaponry. But you'd have to come along with them on a little excursion! Machete for the pregame. Pistol+Ammo for completion and possibly your continued aid, perhaps? If you're alright with then, then we've got a deal.

[blackmagicstraightup]

Item Requested: (1) Kitchen Knife, preferably the sharpest and cleanest.
(1) Set of bedding
(1) Hoodie
(1) Towel
(1) Bottle of painkillers
Enough food to feed two people for a couple days?
Trade Offered: One spell, redeemable whenever. She can literally do anything besides escape from this place so it's a p. good deal guys.
Other Questions/Comments:

[magnets]

Trade: Jesse's your dealer, and it seems like a reasonable enough trade. They're a little light on the rations, and so the food's really just enough to scrape by those few days, but it's food! Spread the word for people supplying any spare food around to the cause.

It's a good thing Saya was around to vouch for you, Nico. The spell thing? Sounded kinda sketchy. But it seems like it could have some good purpose in the future. Keep in contact, huh?

[sulliednunusual]

Item Requested:
(1) bike lock
(6) button down shirts (dirty)
(3) button down shirts (clean)
(2) fully decked out firemen suits
Trade Offered:
Jack is willing to sharpen the personal blades of those trading, as well as those of anything they're trying to trade, including the machete and saws in order to increase their value.

Other Questions/Comments: Jack may be bluffing about being able to sharpen the saws. But he's very good at bluffing. Nearly the entirety of his success and survival to date can, in fact, be attributed to his skills at lying and bluffing. Also, he is big on the haggling, as Saya can probably attest.

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade; Look who it is, Jack Sparrow. It's so nice to see him again, but enough with the pleasantries, right, let's see what's what. Hn~, that's quite a list, Jack... and our list of "sharpenables" isn't nearly as, well, impressive. Is there anything else you can offer?

oh, Saya is looking forward to haggling with him again! And as far as the sharpening of saws go, she doesn't doubt that he can do, she just doesn't think he'll want to do it. Tooth by painstaking tooth? Yeano. But! she could be wrong.

[gokigenyou]

Item Requested: A jacket (she'd settle for a hoodie though). A new phone (but that's probably unlikely).
Trade Offered: The last of her Halloween candy stockpile, some razorblades she'd managed to get out of the candy. If needed, she's willing to offer forgiving one future gambling debt, offering a future rank revaluation, or offering to play a game on someone's behalf at some point in the future. And as far as useful skills go, she'd be willing to teach someone how to count cards (provided they have some).
Other Questions/Comments: She'd also be willing to play for those items. Just throwing that out there.

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade; If anybody here were confident in their card playing abilities, then that might have been an option, ...sadly they're all pretty mediocre read; bad and aware of it. But, that aside, Saya's your dealer and she's pleased to tell you that your trade has been accepted. For a new phone and a hoodie they'll be taking the candy, the razors, and those lessons on how to count cards. Jesse's got a deck, so whenever Celestia's got some free time she can teach Saya.

[keepsthefire]

Item Requested:

1 bag of flour
1 bag of sugar
1 tin of dried milk
1 bike lock
1 set of bedding
1 clean button down shirt
1 clean t-shirt
1 hoodie

Trade Offered: Rin like has no items right now thanks to several weeks of having his scavenging interrupted by things trying to kill him or him trying to kill other things because he was temporarily insane.

THAT SAID. He would like to offer services. He can either be some one's personal chef for a length of time that they determine, or their body guard for the same. He's an amazing chef who can make even limited rations taste damn good, but he's also insanely strong, very fast, can take a shit ton of damage before going down for good, and has powerful blue flames he can call at will. They're a little on the un-aimed side currently because he lacks his usual weapon for it, but he should be getting it back soon.

Or he can just deliver shit for you guys or be a muscle-bound lackey or something idk. He has two skills total, use them.

Other Questions/Comments: not holding my breath for all of these, but I can hope

[magnets]

Trade: Nice try, little man, but it sounds like (AS WAS PASSED DOWN) (BY COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS SOURCES) you're already doing half of this shit for free! Now where would they be if they let up that much that easily? That's what you get for being so nice and accommodating!

Half the shit was taken already anyway, sorry about that. But Jesse will toss him a couple t-shirts (clean, even!). Dude needs to keep on styling, and Jesse does feel a little bad about it. They bonded back at that hotel!

It's good to see you again. Alive.

[fangool]

Item Requested: Anything that can be used as a painkiller - like a bottle of painkillers or something heavier. That's what he comes for mostly, but then he sees the kitchen knives and thinks that's something he also would like SO.

- a bottle of painkillers
- a kitchen knife

Trade Offered: well, at first he'd offer sex, to be honest. But if that won't do all he has is a really ugly christmas sweater and a laptop that he can part with. He can also try to fix anything you've got that's broken. He really needs those painkillers, man.

Other Questions/Comments: He might try to steal the painkillers as a last resort. His wrist is really hurting him and he's too boneheaded to go to the clinic.

[magnets]

Trade: Wow, okay, Jesse's just going to ignore that blowjob offer, Ghoul, thanks and all, but, uh. The shit you've got's enough to trade with. It doesn't help that Jesse knows he's hurting and, hey, brother helped him out recently. He gets a bottle, as well as the sharpest knife left in the bunch; sizable too.

It'd be great if you could take a look at this broken laptop we've got, by the way; fuck with it all you want, it's only good for parts as is.

[consulting_freak]

Item Requested: Clean button down shirt, 1 ugly Christmas sweater, 2 cartons of cigarettes, some food
Trade Offered: 15 boxes of instant Mac n' Cheese and a promise to make/purify morphine, heroine, or meth if given ingredients and work space.
Other Questions/Comments: Sherlock is good enough at pickpocketing to steal DI Lestrade's badge. If he does manage to pick pocket something of TJ's, he will give back whatever it is in a show of good will.

[arollingstone]

Trade: TJ is your dealer today and while his impression of Sherlock was initially a sour one, time does heal all wounds. Or at least most of them. 'Cuz damn, man, who knew you were a master chemist?

You got yourself a deal, Sherlock. And you can just mark whatever doubts TJ had about you as not forgotten, but definitely pushed aside for the sake of a new partnership. TJ's fair about this sort of thing; each batch you supply, some fair payment will be in order.

Theft: Sherlock's obvious pick pocketing skill gives him a modifier of +4. TJ's pants are still on the looser side, and he is never without a slew of items, thanks to his drifter lifestyle as of late.

1-5: Booby prize
5-13: Common item
14-20: Something from the trade stock
20+: Something of serious value

Roll: 1 (ouch!!) + 4 = 5. Booby prize! Sherlock comes away with a handful of chicken down, which TJ accepts back with an amused look on his face. Maybe you're alright after all, Sherlock.

closed to Saya I believe?

[godowntogether]

Item Requested: so I heard you got vaccinations
Trade Offered: Amal doesn't have a hell of a lot to trade, sadly. he's got some canned food, medical skills with no questions asked, and these things that he found while scrounging.
Other Questions/Comments: Please don't ask about the costumes. He was looking for warm clothes but his dignity's just not that far gone.

♥

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade; mHm. Plenty. She figured that he'd be able to do more good with them. Oh, and put your shit away, Amal, she doesn't want to trade anything for them... she just wants you to have them. Ok, that was until he flashed the costumes at her, because, c'mon, they're ridiculous. Does he want those or, like, can she really have them, because she figures her partners in crime may time a liking to them.

[tongue3y3s]

Item Requested: no
Trade Offered: stop
Other Questions/Comments: Okay so imagine this: a little troll girl is waltzing along exploring and collecting supplies for general survival when she smells a friend somewhere along the way. Searching him out does not actually reveal the friend, but a supercool, uh, shop? Storage space? Terezi isn't sure. But something catches her eye-- um, nose. Yes, that is a five-foot-tall teenager sniffing interestedly at none other than the Impressive Dildos, not that she's doing it while anyone's looking (hopefully). Terezi is usually not a thief, but her fingers get a little twitchy for Reasons. Reasons that are not what you would assume people would usually have for wanting dildos.

... she wants to nail them to her wall, okay? She has a human ex-boyfriend, you don't get to judge her.

Anyway. If the little troll girl is super fast and capable of smelling if someone is coming, what are her chances of slipping one or both of the dildos (she'd grab the pink one first) into her bag and getting away without being caught? If she gets caught, she can pack a pretty good punch and let's not talk about the claws and pointy teeth, okay? What are her chances of fighting anyone who catches her and escaping anyway?

THE RACE IS AFOOT

CRACKS KNUCKLES

[arollingstone]

Consider the scenario thusly imagined. However, there will be several rolls required to ensure her thievery successful (shame on you, Terezi, what ever happened to justice??). Rolls will be required for who is occupying the shop, whether or not she is seen by said occupier, if she is caught, and if caught, whether or not she can successfully fight her way out.

Bear in mind that if punches are thrown, the person in question minding the shop will remember this. And unlike Terezi, they are all very much sighted.

Who is occupying the shop?

1-2: TJ
3-4: Jesse
5-6: Saya
7: The shop is empty, and Terezi gets away clean.

ROLL: 3!

Jesse is minding the store, reading one of the books they scored from the school to pass the time. It can be a boring job, when things are slow. However, he is paying attention, at least somewhat (whereas TJ would've been singing a song about coconuts and limes).

Noticed?

Because Terezi is smaller and somewhat sneaky, she has a +2 modifier to this roll. Jesse's distraction with the book gives her another +1, making her total modifier +3.

0-5: Jesse not only sees her, but catches onto what she's doing! She's immediately caught.
6-10: Jesse sees her poking around the shop and questions her. Make or break time; take the dildos and run or stick around to chat?
11-19: Terezi gets all the way to the door, but the ringing bell gives her away as she leaves. Jesse will notice and give chase.
20-23: Terezi gets away scott free. Wow. Such sneak.

ROLL: 5 + 3 = 7! Your choice Terezi! Stick around or cut and run?

[selfemployed]

Item Requested: The 2 cinnamon candles, 2 bottles of lube, 1 notebook, 1 towel, 1 pack of ladies' boyshorts, 1 hoodie, 1 large-ish kitchen knife, all your corned beef hash... and what is mac and cheese? Um, two of those?
Trade Offered: Two dildos, one pretty copper necklace. She's got two others, why not.
Other Questions/Comments: Not gonna nick anything this time. Probably. Don't tempt her.

[arollingstone]

Trade: Damn girl, that is quite the shopping list. It is going to cost a whole lot more than 2 dildos and a pretty necklace, especially since from what we've heard, you've been tradin' 'em yourself on the side.

What else do you got, m'lady?

[inductionport]

Item Requested: Camo Rain poncho, 2 packs of batteries. She would like to get an empty gas can, too, but isn't sure if what she has is enough.
Trade Offered: 1 yellow gas mask.
Other Questions/Comments: Tali may also offer mechanical assistance, to be redeemed in the future.

[magnets]

Trade: Hello, gas mask? Is that a gas mask? They're not an easy commodity to come by, and, well, Jesse's trying to help secure future endeavors. Maybe. Probably. Tali doesn't need to know about that part.

Either way, Jesse seems to think it's a fair trade - after some recent shit, gas mask could prove mighty and potentially useful in the future. Beyond that, they're sure they'll be able to find something to fix - could you take a look at our freezer, by any chance, by the way? - because it always seems like shit's breaking around here.

hi jesse.

[detoxes]

Item Requested: A winter coat and/or a sweater, a few packs of cigs or a whole carton with a lighter or matches. Whatever's on hand, really.
Trade Offered: All she has is a machete. Yes. She's stupid enough to give it up because she's that desperate. It's all she has, other than the clothes on her back. She does have a source of insider information - she can trade info for goods in that case. She will not give up this source's identity.
Other Questions/Comments: Jesse's the only one of the three Mia even remotely knows. That's why she looks for him specifically. (Maybe he'll take pity on her?) She doesn't want to resort to stealing. If she has to, she has to.

o hai mia

[magnets]

Trade: Well, the thing is that the first pack is generally free, it's the great thing with working with smokers; they take pity on smokers when they've got the stock for it. Mia gets one tossed to her, sit down, smoke with Jesse, let's talk a second. Because are you sure about this machete deal? Weapons aren't so difficult to come by here but they're usually makeshift as all hell. What a nice one to be giving up.

Tell him more about this source first too, what kind of information are we talking here?

[kappa_feel]

Item Requested: However many cigarettes he can have. Seriously. He'll take a single pack, or he'll take a whole damn crate. (+1 lighter too bitte)
Trade Offered: He has literally nothing but the clothes on his back, and he's not giving those up. But he'll stick his neck out for the fabulous threesome! Want a raid on the hospital, or somebody to sneak back into the research facility and steal shit? Need somebody to track the moose for some godforsaken reason? He'll do anything dangerous and stupid. OR, HEY, HE CAN BEAT FOLKS UP TOO. Need somebody enforced on? Gojyo's your man!
Other Questions/Comments: He requests most humbly that a certain blond-haired priest not be given any cigarettes, ever, on account of being a complete asshole.

[arollingstone]

Trade: ... Alright. Now, see, normally, TJ lets the first pack be free. However. This kid doesn't know that! And while TJ's not exactly the mean sort, well... what this kid offers is pretty good. No need to let him know otherwise!

So you get yourself two packs, my friend. And you now owe us a favor. We'll be in touch!

Other: You got it, champ. Unless he's willin' to trade somethin' we can't live without!

[parentprogrammed]

Item Requested: The empty pistol? She'd prefer one with ammunition, but she knows she doesn't have much of value.
Trade Offered: One diamond earring, this sweater. She'll throw in the other earring and the hair dye she found if needed.
Other Questions/Comments: Nope.

[magnets]

Trade: Kind of funny what'll buy what here, these days. Diamond earrings hardly fetching any kind of price at all. She's lucky Jesse's getting kind of a soft spot for these stupid-ass sweaters. It's not the best deal, but she's trading in her hair dye. Poised as she seems and she's giving up her hair dye. She can keep that, if only because he's — well, half taking pity, half trying to prove something here, probably. That he's a professional. Not that she needs to know any of that.

Throw in that second earring and he'll even dig out a clip with a few bullets in it for you, Emma, lest you be stuck with nothing but a blunt weapon. It's not going to get you very far, but you can always trade in more for ammo later on!

[aleviate]

Item Requested: That oxygen tank and a pack of batteries.
Trade Offered: An Oil lantern, a walkman without batteries (because wtf is this anyway), a compass that points in the wrong direction and several (5/6) multi-coloured watches with dead batteries!
Other Questions/Comments: He's in tow with Armin (stopthehokeypokeyjokes) so while levi will probably be really rude about it, Armin is incredibly cute/shota/reasonable (good cop bad cop)?

[arollingstone]

Alright, you know what? TJ's your dealer today and he honestly - he's liking the sound of this deal. That walkman especially is catching his eye. Though he's gotta say.

What are you gonna be doin' with an oxygen tank?

[trustinjustice]

Item Requested: Food, 3 flashlights, 3 packs of batteries, some notebooks/pens and horrible christmas sweaters.
Trade Offered: Justice. That's all. That's all he deems worthy of trading. Do you want to impede JUSTICE?!

That will legitimately be his first offer. If (More like when) it doesn't work he'll offer any of the following:
✘ One TV (Oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
✘ 1 desk golf set
✘ 2 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
✘ 1 Filing Cabinet
Other Questions/Comments: He'll probably ask for Saya, since she was so nice to him on the network, but he won't mind if she's busy.

[intellectualstrategist]

Nope. Not busy!

But, er, justice? Saya had a feeling he'd offer that. oh, Bobby, she's afraid that that's not going to cut it, as much as she'd just love to accept that, they need to make a legit living.

His real offer, however, isn't all that bad. In fact, she likes it... though she doesn't let it show. Instead, she'll express concern about the food he's requested, because the gophers are on strike and it's getting a little scarce. Listen, Bobby, because she likes you she's going to do it. What are friends for?

Here is your magnificent Christmas sweater. Look at that light up buck. Doesn't he scream justice? Or something.

[say_my_name]

Item Requested: A laptop w/ charger.
Trade Offered: A cell phone, a revolver with 5 bullets.
Other Questions/Comments: Groot's getting too big for this tiny cell phone to be practical, it's time to trade up.

(He's also too big to fit in the store. Expect a giant tree-guy tapping on your front window.)

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade; and Groot is going to scare the shit out of her with his tapping, because she saw that stupid albeit corny killer Jack Frost movie and he's probably covered in some snow. She does, however, realize that it's Groot after a couple of seconds and step outside. Shivering, she'll listen to his proposal.

Sure, Groot, she can definitely swing that trade, because she'd love to get her hands on that revolver and he'd helped them out in the past, but, not only that, he's a returning customer. Besides, she understands the need to trade up. Excusing herself, she heads back inside to grab the charged laptop and, of course, its charger.

It should last a while if he's planning on using it strictly for messaging, but if he ever needs to recharge it, then he can come see her!

She's also got a question for him though. This freak winter had destroyed all of their crops and plants and, well, does he know anything about farming or gardening or... that sort of thing?

[fangool]

Item Requested: meth/heroin/cocaine whatever you'll give him and as much as he can take.
Trade Offered: pretty much anything, he's got a fixed laptop that he can trade, he'll be a delivery service all over the place, no restrictions - he's also got a pair of sweatpants and a bright, obnoxiously blue sweater he's willing to part with. Also a pretty sturdy makeshift knife that amounts to a really sharp piece of glass/string/a handle he carved.
Other Questions/Comments: Normally he'd try and steal it if he didn't get enough but he genuinely likes/respects Saya, Jesse and TJ (the latter of which isn't even alive but whatever) and so he won't this time.

But he might in the future, if it gets too bad.

[magnets]

Trade: Looks like someone's moving up in the world, huh? Not that Jesse can really ever talk and, well, doesn't. The drug biz is still pretty small and just getting its foot in the door, after all; he's not about to turn him away.

So he works off known street price and what's useful. They haven't got a fixed price on the coke yet, kind of hard to when it's for trade, but Jesse reckons the laptop is enough of a comfort here, especially if it works. That delivery service doesn't sound half bad when they're short-handed, he might hit you up for that at some point. But keep your clothes, man, keep the knife. For Christ's sake, take care of yourself, idiot, can't lose you too.

[studieswaitressing]

Item Requested: A charge cell phone, but she's also eyeing that handmade knife...
Trade Offered: The remaining (undamaged but split) pieces of her arrival bracelet
Other Questions/Comments: I think Jesse's the only one around right now, h-heh...and Mystique will be coming around the trading post in all her blue glory, wearing her hideous bright yellow X-man suit.

OH and she might try to steal an apple. Old habits die hard, okay.

[magnets]

Okay, wow, you are very blue. You are wearing very jarringly different colors. But you are very blue. He's met demons and sentient trees and aliens and really this stuff shouldn't jar him anymore but they just keep happening.

Anyway, sorry if he stares for a moment. For a moment it's because of the blue, before recognition clicks over. Mystique??

He has met Charles, after all.

Hang on, this is more important than your trade just for one second.

[incogneto]

Item Requested: 5 apples, one box of mac and cheese, white thread
Trade Offered: Paring knife blade, no handle. Handcrafted.
Other Questions/Comments: Is there a needle? Nevermind I'm an idiot he can make a needle...

[magnets]

Trade: hpfffklfh i laughed

Surprisingly, not too many people have stopping by for the food. The apples are going to go bad soon (Aren't they? They don't seem to have been.), so here, definitely have the food. Not to mention that it's a commodity he's gonna be lenient on. You kinda need it.

Plenty of thread laying around. He has to dig it out, but, okay, that knife is pretty cool, he'll do it. Kind of a shiv. He can always fashion some kind of handle.