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TJ ([personal profile] arollingstone) wrote2013-10-08 01:31 pm
Entry tags:

OLD || Box TSO


Chilly? Hot? Uncovered? Too covered? Need hiking boots or an evening gown? We might be able to hook you up.

CURRENT STOCK:

► 2 button down shirts (dirty)
► 19 t-shirts (dirty)
► 10 t-shirts (clean)
► 2 pastel dress shits (clean)
► 4 Southtown-specific tourist t-shirts (I survived the Platinum Typhoon, Southtown Cinema, Winter Beach Plunge, The and Leopard Seal Is Real
► 1 hoodies
► 18 Men's swimsuits (assorted)
► 11 Women's swimsuits (assorted)
► 4 ties (rumpled/stained)
► 1 pair of swim trunks
► Watch batteries (2)
► 3 Engagement rings
► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional)
► 8 bras
► 1 mood ring
► 3 umbrellas
► 1 pair of bowling shoes
► 1 pair of chaps
► 1 house-arrest ankle tracker
► 2 shirts with sketchy sweat stains
► 1 corset
► 2 pairs high-heeled shoes
► 4 left shoes
► 6 pairs sunglasses
► 12 ugly Christmas sweaters
► 18 backpacks (clearly designed for children)
► 8 pairs of sweat pants
► 1 flannel nightgown
► 1 pair of diamond earrings
► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (size 8)
► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL)
► 5 multicolored watches (dead batteries)
► 1 compass (points in the wrong direction)
► 1 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
► 3 unopened packs of socks
► 1 hot dog outfit
► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain
► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts

There're a few things everybody needs. Fuel, matches, flashlights, food, and your basic survival requirements. Ask and you shall receive (if you can swing some even trade, of course).

CURRENT STOCK:

► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS)
► 15 galleons of gas
► 1 empty gas cans
► 1 oil lantern
► 1 Fish & Fire kit
► 7 flashlights (no batteries)
► 4 packs of batteries (scavanged; some slightly used)
► 3 large boxes of tampons
► 2 baseball bats
► 2 jars of oil
► 3 first aid kits
► 1 box of sutures
► 1/2 box of candles
► 2 compasses
► 1 tire jack
► 3 extension cords
► 8 crossbow bolts
► 12 asthma inhalers
► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up
► 4 blankets
► 2 cellphone chargers
► 4 Film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies
► 10 bottles of water
► 4 desktop computers
► 2 shovels
► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle)
► 7 crossbow bolts
► 1 machete (RESERVED)
► 1 saws
► 1 toaster
► 2 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness
► 1 club (made by Saya)
► limited supply of gauze
► 2 bottles of painkillers
► 1 pistols (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED)
► 1 pistol (no ammo)
► ammunition for various make of gun
► 1 sets of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets)
► 3 lighters
► 3 laptops (1 repaired, 1 uncharged, 1 broken)
► 4 cellphones (charged)
► razorblades


Ohh, so it's that you're lookin' for. I feel you, man, I feel you. It ain't free, though.

CURRENT STOCK:

► marijuana
► cocaine (short supply)
► salvia
► elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. Seeds are untreated at this time)
► 3 Jet inhalers
► psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms)
► synthesized morphine (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► heroin (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► methamphetamine (made/supplied by Sherlock)


What's bein' stuck in the middle of nowhere without a few comforts from home, am I right? We've got special treats galore. And hey, maybe we found somethin' that meant something to you back home.

CURRENT STOCK:

► 10 cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton)
► 2 crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates.
► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes
► 1 very large case of condoms
► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball
► 89 unbroken beer bottles
► 78 coconuts
► 3 airplane oxygen masks
► 4 handheld gaming systems
► 1 walkman (without batteries)
► knock off versions of various games/handheld versions of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet
► wide variety of thread
► 9 mini bottles of lube
► 3 impressive dildos
► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils
► ink
► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
► 1 desk golf set
► 5 packs of coffee
► 7 sketchbooks
► 4 Quill pens
► 2 set of artist acrylics
► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes)
► 3 cans of spray paint (Red x 2 White x1)
► 9 boxes of 20 Twinkies
► 12 boxes of Cake Mix (Chocolate/Angel Food Cake/ White and yellow)
► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored
► 6 boxes of oreos(!)
► 1 crate fresh apples (24 in total) - will be rotten by Feb 20
► 2 jars strawberry preserves
► 2 20lb bags of sugar
► 4 boxes of powder milk
► 6 frozen meals
► 1 filing cabinet
► 17 notebooks
► BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc)
► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such)
► 1 24-packs of Mountain Dew: Code Red
► 1 copper necklace
► 12 boxes of mac n' cheese
Handpresso coffee maker
► 3 tins of gravy
► 2 jars of cranberry jam
► 3 clean towels










Be nice to be the one doin' the ink that means somethin'. Doin' it right.

TATTOO REQUEST FORM:



PIERCING REQUEST FORM:



TRADE FORM:


A reminder that a trade does not have to be a physical object! Trades can be information, secrets, services and skills. If you're not sure what your character has to trade, put down their skills and abilities. A simple owed favor can be a valuable thing.

Dealers: TJ, Saya Takagi, Poison, Amal Chakravarthy
selfemployed: (but I feel old & tired)

[personal profile] selfemployed 2013-11-17 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: The cocktail dress, a pair of those heels, and because Glen is nothing if not practical, one of those winter jackets.
Trade Offered: Two of these dildos. Maybe three if you haggle her hard.
Other Questions/Comments: What if she nicked a pack of cigarettes too. Can we roll for that?
chaostic: (063)

[personal profile] chaostic 2013-11-17 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: A lighter, food, and dammit who took the dress? Also a clean shirt would be nice~
Trade Offered: A kickass helmet cuz whatever he can summon more of them.
Other Questions/Comments: That helmet is A-quality, TJ. Anyone who wears it will look like a boss. Plus it's bullet proof(ish) and made of Asgardian metal. You know you want one~
wroughtten: (Interesting.)

[personal profile] wroughtten 2013-11-17 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: A lighter, the tool kit (bitches need torches), and 5 gallons of gas
Trade Offered: 2 sweet-ass fireman uniforms
Other Questions/Comments: Also suitable for stripper outfits.
say_my_name: (Default)

Just assume this information is written on a post-it note pinned to his chest

[personal profile] say_my_name 2013-11-17 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: 1 Fireman's suit, 1 sewing kit
Trade Offered: Three (3) favors, redeemable whenever.

Other Questions/Comments: Groot is a being made of wood, so his services include growing things (crutches, baseball bat, elaborate furniture, etc) off of his body. He can grow pretty much anything, as long as it's made of wood.

Or you can ask him to hit people. He does that pretty well too.
Edited 2013-11-17 23:03 (UTC)
concealingeyes: (pic#6706661)

[personal profile] concealingeyes 2013-11-17 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: 1 25lb bag of flour
1 3lb bag of powdered sugar
2 tins of dried instant milk
photography supplies
2 bottles of painkillers
And she'd really like one of those ammo'd pistols and the machete but she's not holding her breath.
Trade Offered: Her eyes for one. No not like that. Her eyes can conceal your presence from anything as long as you're within 2 meters of her. Basically she's offering if they need to get in and out of somewhere she's willing to go with them to hide them. Also she's really, really good at cooking even with limited supplies so she'd offer meals.
Also she'll offer the information that there's a locked and boarded up door in the subway that seems pretty interesting but she's not sure it's a good place to check out alone.
That and: 3 large boxes of tampons and pudding she made for them. Yes bribing with food whatever. It's delicious.
Other Questions/Comments:
blackmagicstraightup: (...am I supposed to be impressed?)

[personal profile] blackmagicstraightup 2013-11-18 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: (1) Kitchen Knife, preferably the sharpest and cleanest.
(1) Set of bedding
(1) Hoodie
(1) Towel
(1) Bottle of painkillers
Enough food to feed two people for a couple days?
Trade Offered: One spell, redeemable whenever. She can literally do anything besides escape from this place so it's a p. good deal guys.
Other Questions/Comments:
sulliednunusual: (explain you a thing)

[personal profile] sulliednunusual 2013-11-18 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested:
(1) bike lock
(6) button down shirts (dirty)
(3) button down shirts (clean)
(2) fully decked out firemen suits
Trade Offered:
Jack is willing to sharpen the personal blades of those trading, as well as those of anything they're trying to trade, including the machete and saws in order to increase their value.

Other Questions/Comments: Jack may be bluffing about being able to sharpen the saws. But he's very good at bluffing. Nearly the entirety of his success and survival to date can, in fact, be attributed to his skills at lying and bluffing. Also, he is big on the haggling, as Saya can probably attest.

[personal profile] gokigenyou 2013-11-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: A jacket (she'd settle for a hoodie though). A new phone (but that's probably unlikely).
Trade Offered: The last of her Halloween candy stockpile, some razorblades she'd managed to get out of the candy. If needed, she's willing to offer forgiving one future gambling debt, offering a future rank revaluation, or offering to play a game on someone's behalf at some point in the future. And as far as useful skills go, she'd be willing to teach someone how to count cards (provided they have some).
Other Questions/Comments: She'd also be willing to play for those items. Just throwing that out there.
keepsthefire: ([✠] yeah yeah all I hear is bullshit)

[personal profile] keepsthefire 2013-11-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested:

1 bag of flour
1 bag of sugar
1 tin of dried milk
1 bike lock
1 set of bedding
1 clean button down shirt
1 clean t-shirt
1 hoodie

Trade Offered: Rin like has no items right now thanks to several weeks of having his scavenging interrupted by things trying to kill him or him trying to kill other things because he was temporarily insane.

THAT SAID. He would like to offer services. He can either be some one's personal chef for a length of time that they determine, or their body guard for the same. He's an amazing chef who can make even limited rations taste damn good, but he's also insanely strong, very fast, can take a shit ton of damage before going down for good, and has powerful blue flames he can call at will. They're a little on the un-aimed side currently because he lacks his usual weapon for it, but he should be getting it back soon.

Or he can just deliver shit for you guys or be a muscle-bound lackey or something idk. He has two skills total, use them.

Other Questions/Comments: not holding my breath for all of these, but I can hope
Edited 2013-11-18 05:20 (UTC)
fangool: ((neutral) bandana)

[personal profile] fangool 2013-11-19 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: Anything that can be used as a painkiller - like a bottle of painkillers or something heavier. That's what he comes for mostly, but then he sees the kitchen knives and thinks that's something he also would like SO.

- a bottle of painkillers
- a kitchen knife

Trade Offered: well, at first he'd offer sex, to be honest. But if that won't do all he has is a really ugly christmas sweater and a laptop that he can part with. He can also try to fix anything you've got that's broken. He really needs those painkillers, man.

Other Questions/Comments: He might try to steal the painkillers as a last resort. His wrist is really hurting him and he's too boneheaded to go to the clinic.
consulting_freak: (Homicide)

[personal profile] consulting_freak 2013-11-21 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: Clean button down shirt, 1 ugly Christmas sweater, 2 cartons of cigarettes, some food
Trade Offered: 15 boxes of instant Mac n' Cheese and a promise to make/purify morphine, heroine, or meth if given ingredients and work space.
Other Questions/Comments: Sherlock is good enough at pickpocketing to steal DI Lestrade's badge. If he does manage to pick pocket something of TJ's, he will give back whatever it is in a show of good will.
godowntogether: (pic#3084053)

closed to Saya I believe?

[personal profile] godowntogether 2013-11-22 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: so I heard you got vaccinations
Trade Offered: Amal doesn't have a hell of a lot to trade, sadly. he's got some canned food, medical skills with no questions asked, and these things that he found while scrounging.
Other Questions/Comments: Please don't ask about the costumes. He was looking for warm clothes but his dignity's just not that far gone.
tongue3y3s: @andrewhussie (WHALLOP.)

[personal profile] tongue3y3s 2013-11-24 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: no
Trade Offered: stop
Other Questions/Comments: Okay so imagine this: a little troll girl is waltzing along exploring and collecting supplies for general survival when she smells a friend somewhere along the way. Searching him out does not actually reveal the friend, but a supercool, uh, shop? Storage space? Terezi isn't sure. But something catches her eye-- um, nose. Yes, that is a five-foot-tall teenager sniffing interestedly at none other than the Impressive Dildos, not that she's doing it while anyone's looking (hopefully). Terezi is usually not a thief, but her fingers get a little twitchy for Reasons. Reasons that are not what you would assume people would usually have for wanting dildos.

... she wants to nail them to her wall, okay? She has a human ex-boyfriend, you don't get to judge her.

Anyway. If the little troll girl is super fast and capable of smelling if someone is coming, what are her chances of slipping one or both of the dildos (she'd grab the pink one first) into her bag and getting away without being caught? If she gets caught, she can pack a pretty good punch and let's not talk about the claws and pointy teeth, okay? What are her chances of fighting anyone who catches her and escaping anyway?

THE RACE IS AFOOT
selfemployed: (Default)

[personal profile] selfemployed 2013-11-24 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: The 2 cinnamon candles, 2 bottles of lube, 1 notebook, 1 towel, 1 pack of ladies' boyshorts, 1 hoodie, 1 large-ish kitchen knife, all your corned beef hash... and what is mac and cheese? Um, two of those?
Trade Offered: Two dildos, one pretty copper necklace. She's got two others, why not.
Other Questions/Comments: Not gonna nick anything this time. Probably. Don't tempt her.
inductionport: (Default)

[personal profile] inductionport 2013-11-25 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: Camo Rain poncho, 2 packs of batteries. She would like to get an empty gas can, too, but isn't sure if what she has is enough.
Trade Offered: 1 yellow gas mask.
Other Questions/Comments: Tali may also offer mechanical assistance, to be redeemed in the future.
Edited 2013-11-25 01:27 (UTC)
detoxes: (bitchface.)

hi jesse.

[personal profile] detoxes 2013-11-26 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: A winter coat and/or a sweater, a few packs of cigs or a whole carton with a lighter or matches. Whatever's on hand, really.
Trade Offered: All she has is a machete. Yes. She's stupid enough to give it up because she's that desperate. It's all she has, other than the clothes on her back. She does have a source of insider information - she can trade info for goods in that case. She will not give up this source's identity.
Other Questions/Comments: Jesse's the only one of the three Mia even remotely knows. That's why she looks for him specifically. (Maybe he'll take pity on her?) She doesn't want to resort to stealing. If she has to, she has to.
kappa_feel: (Hey it's like my birthday! Only not sad!)

[personal profile] kappa_feel 2013-11-27 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: However many cigarettes he can have. Seriously. He'll take a single pack, or he'll take a whole damn crate. (+1 lighter too bitte)
Trade Offered: He has literally nothing but the clothes on his back, and he's not giving those up. But he'll stick his neck out for the fabulous threesome! Want a raid on the hospital, or somebody to sneak back into the research facility and steal shit? Need somebody to track the moose for some godforsaken reason? He'll do anything dangerous and stupid. OR, HEY, HE CAN BEAT FOLKS UP TOO. Need somebody enforced on? Gojyo's your man!
Other Questions/Comments: He requests most humbly that a certain blond-haired priest not be given any cigarettes, ever, on account of being a complete asshole.
Edited 2013-11-27 22:03 (UTC)
parentprogrammed: (Default)

[personal profile] parentprogrammed 2013-11-30 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: The empty pistol? She'd prefer one with ammunition, but she knows she doesn't have much of value.
Trade Offered: One diamond earring, this sweater. She'll throw in the other earring and the hair dye she found if needed.
Other Questions/Comments: Nope.
aleviate: <user name=ajna> (An empire's fall in just one day)

[personal profile] aleviate 2013-12-05 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: That oxygen tank and a pack of batteries.
Trade Offered: An Oil lantern, a walkman without batteries (because wtf is this anyway), a compass that points in the wrong direction and several (5/6) multi-coloured watches with dead batteries!
Other Questions/Comments: He's in tow with Armin ([personal profile] stopthehokeypokeyjokes) so while levi will probably be really rude about it, Armin is incredibly cute/shota/reasonable (good cop bad cop)?
trustinjustice: (HAHA! In Justice We Trust!)

[personal profile] trustinjustice 2013-12-06 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: Food, 3 flashlights, 3 packs of batteries, some notebooks/pens and horrible christmas sweaters.
Trade Offered: Justice. That's all. That's all he deems worthy of trading. Do you want to impede JUSTICE?!

That will legitimately be his first offer. If (More like when) it doesn't work he'll offer any of the following:
✘ One TV (Oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
✘ 1 desk golf set
✘ 2 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
✘ 1 Filing Cabinet
Other Questions/Comments: He'll probably ask for Saya, since she was so nice to him on the network, but he won't mind if she's busy.
say_my_name: (i am groot)

[personal profile] say_my_name 2013-12-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: A laptop w/ charger.
Trade Offered: A cell phone, a revolver with 5 bullets.
Other Questions/Comments: Groot's getting too big for this tiny cell phone to be practical, it's time to trade up.

(He's also too big to fit in the store. Expect a giant tree-guy tapping on your front window.)
fangool: ((neutral) my head)

[personal profile] fangool 2013-12-23 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: meth/heroin/cocaine whatever you'll give him and as much as he can take.
Trade Offered: pretty much anything, he's got a fixed laptop that he can trade, he'll be a delivery service all over the place, no restrictions - he's also got a pair of sweatpants and a bright, obnoxiously blue sweater he's willing to part with. Also a pretty sturdy makeshift knife that amounts to a really sharp piece of glass/string/a handle he carved.
Other Questions/Comments: Normally he'd try and steal it if he didn't get enough but he genuinely likes/respects Saya, Jesse and TJ (the latter of which isn't even alive but whatever) and so he won't this time.

But he might in the future, if it gets too bad.
studieswaitressing: (Mystique - challenging)

[personal profile] studieswaitressing 2013-12-25 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: A charge cell phone, but she's also eyeing that handmade knife...
Trade Offered: The remaining (undamaged but split) pieces of her arrival bracelet
Other Questions/Comments: I think Jesse's the only one around right now, h-heh...and Mystique will be coming around the trading post in all her blue glory, wearing her hideous bright yellow X-man suit.

OH and she might try to steal an apple. Old habits die hard, okay.
Edited (Derp. Forgot something.) 2013-12-25 03:17 (UTC)
incogneto: (von schweinerbauern und schneider)

[personal profile] incogneto 2013-12-25 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Item Requested: 5 apples, one box of mac and cheese, white thread
Trade Offered: Paring knife blade, no handle. Handcrafted.
Other Questions/Comments: Is there a needle? Nevermind I'm an idiot he can make a needle...
Edited 2013-12-25 03:26 (UTC)

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