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[arollingstone]

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Tattoos/Piercings

Chilly? Hot? Uncovered? Too covered? Need hiking boots or an evening gown? We might be able to hook you up.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 2 button down shirts (dirty)
► 19 t-shirts (dirty)
► 10 t-shirts (clean)
► 2 pastel dress shits (clean)
► 4 Southtown-specific tourist t-shirts (I survived the Platinum Typhoon, Southtown Cinema, Winter Beach Plunge, The and Leopard Seal Is Real
► 1 hoodies
► 18 Men's swimsuits (assorted)
► 11 Women's swimsuits (assorted)
► 4 ties (rumpled/stained)
► 1 pair of swim trunks
► Watch batteries (2)
► 3 Engagement rings
► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional)
► 8 bras
► 1 mood ring
► 3 umbrellas
► 1 pair of bowling shoes
► 1 pair of chaps
► 1 house-arrest ankle tracker
► 2 shirts with sketchy sweat stains
► 1 corset
► 2 pairs high-heeled shoes
► 4 left shoes
► 6 pairs sunglasses
► 12 ugly Christmas sweaters
► 18 backpacks (clearly designed for children)
► 8 pairs of sweat pants
► 1 flannel nightgown
► 1 pair of diamond earrings
► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (size 8)
► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL)
► 5 multicolored watches (dead batteries)
► 1 compass (points in the wrong direction)
► 1 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
► 3 unopened packs of socks
► 1 hot dog outfit
► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain
► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts

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Drugs

Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

There're a few things everybody needs. Fuel, matches, flashlights, food, and your basic survival requirements. Ask and you shall receive (if you can swing some even trade, of course).
CURRENT STOCK:

► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS)
► 15 galleons of gas
► 1 empty gas cans
► 1 oil lantern
► 1 Fish & Fire kit
► 7 flashlights (no batteries)
► 4 packs of batteries (scavanged; some slightly used)
► 3 large boxes of tampons
► 2 baseball bats
► 2 jars of oil
► 3 first aid kits
► 1 box of sutures
► 1/2 box of candles
► 2 compasses
► 1 tire jack
► 3 extension cords
► 8 crossbow bolts
► 12 asthma inhalers
► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up
► 4 blankets
► 2 cellphone chargers
► 4 Film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies
► 10 bottles of water
► 4 desktop computers
► 2 shovels
► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle)
► 7 crossbow bolts
► 1 machete (RESERVED)
► 1 saws
► 1 toaster
► 2 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness
► 1 club (made by Saya)
► limited supply of gauze
► 2 bottles of painkillers
► 1 pistols (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED)
► 1 pistol (no ammo)
► ammunition for various make of gun
► 1 sets of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets)
► 3 lighters
► 3 laptops (1 repaired, 1 uncharged, 1 broken)
► 4 cellphones (charged)
► razorblades

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DRUGS

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Ohh, so it's that you're lookin' for. I feel you, man, I feel you. It ain't free, though.
CURRENT STOCK:

► marijuana
► cocaine (short supply)
► salvia
► elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. Seeds are untreated at this time)
► 3 Jet inhalers
► psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms)
► synthesized morphine (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► heroin (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► methamphetamine (made/supplied by Sherlock)

Duds

Amenities

Drugs

COMFORTS

Tattoos/Piercings

What's bein' stuck in the middle of nowhere without a few comforts from home, am I right? We've got special treats galore. And hey, maybe we found somethin' that meant something to you back home.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 10 cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton)
► 2 crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates.
► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes
► 1 very large case of condoms
► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball
► 89 unbroken beer bottles
► 78 coconuts
► 3 airplane oxygen masks
► 4 handheld gaming systems
► 1 walkman (without batteries)
► knock off versions of various games/handheld versions of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet
► wide variety of thread
► 9 mini bottles of lube
► 3 impressive dildos
► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils
► ink
► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
► 1 desk golf set
► 5 packs of coffee
► 7 sketchbooks
► 4 Quill pens
► 2 set of artist acrylics
► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes)
► 3 cans of spray paint (Red x 2 White x1)
► 9 boxes of 20 Twinkies
► 12 boxes of Cake Mix (Chocolate/Angel Food Cake/ White and yellow)
► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored
► 6 boxes of oreos(!)
► 1 crate fresh apples (24 in total) - will be rotten by Feb 20
► 2 jars strawberry preserves
► 2 20lb bags of sugar
► 4 boxes of powder milk
► 6 frozen meals
► 1 filing cabinet
► 17 notebooks
► BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc)
► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such)
► 1 24-packs of Mountain Dew: Code Red
► 1 copper necklace
► 12 boxes of mac n' cheese
► Handpresso coffee maker
► 3 tins of gravy
► 2 jars of cranberry jam
► 3 clean towels

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TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Be nice to be the one doin' the ink that means somethin'. Doin' it right.
TATTOO REQUEST FORM:

<b>Image Requested:</b> (you can be as vague as you like, TJ's up for creative back and forth if your character isn't the artistic or visual type but still wants some ink) <b>Placement:</b> (any preferences for size/where you want it?) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (TJ enjoys doing this so he'll be lenient, but ink is hard to come by)</b> <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

PIERCING REQUEST FORM:<b>Placement:</b> (where do you want the hole, bro) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (This isn't exactly difficult to do, but a tip is always nice. TJ's throwing out these needles after use and they can be tough to come by) <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

TRADE FORM:
<b>Item Requested:</b> <b>Trade Offered:</b> <b>Other Questions/Comments:</b>

A reminder that a trade does not have to be a physical object! Trades can be information, secrets, services and skills. If you're not sure what your character has to trade, put down their skills and abilities. A simple owed favor can be a valuable thing.

Dealers: TJ, Saya Takagi, Poison, Amal Chakravarthy

Comments

CRACKS KNUCKLES

[arollingstone]

Consider the scenario thusly imagined. However, there will be several rolls required to ensure her thievery successful (shame on you, Terezi, what ever happened to justice??). Rolls will be required for who is occupying the shop, whether or not she is seen by said occupier, if she is caught, and if caught, whether or not she can successfully fight her way out.

Bear in mind that if punches are thrown, the person in question minding the shop will remember this. And unlike Terezi, they are all very much sighted.

Who is occupying the shop?

1-2: TJ
3-4: Jesse
5-6: Saya
7: The shop is empty, and Terezi gets away clean.

ROLL: 3!

Jesse is minding the store, reading one of the books they scored from the school to pass the time. It can be a boring job, when things are slow. However, he is paying attention, at least somewhat (whereas TJ would've been singing a song about coconuts and limes).

Noticed?

Because Terezi is smaller and somewhat sneaky, she has a +2 modifier to this roll. Jesse's distraction with the book gives her another +1, making her total modifier +3.

0-5: Jesse not only sees her, but catches onto what she's doing! She's immediately caught.
6-10: Jesse sees her poking around the shop and questions her. Make or break time; take the dildos and run or stick around to chat?
11-19: Terezi gets all the way to the door, but the ringing bell gives her away as she leaves. Jesse will notice and give chase.
20-23: Terezi gets away scott free. Wow. Such sneak.

ROLL: 5 + 3 = 7! Your choice Terezi! Stick around or cut and run?

[tongue3y3s]

She sticks around to chat. Terezi is not an inherently dishonest person (in this regard) and wouldn't steal when anyone could see her to prove it.

NOW WHAT?

[arollingstone]

Jesse is weirded out by her Terezi-ness but otherwise appeased that she's not going to steal. Perhaps it's a little naive on his part, but he returns to the prize counter and resumes reading his book. Well chosen!

Now we reroll...

0-5: Jesse not only sees her, but catches onto what she's doing! She's immediately caught.
6-11: Jesse sees her poking around a second time and is now very suspicious. Grab the dildos and run, or just plain run! Either way, it's clear you shouldn't stick around too much longer.
12-19: Terezi gets all the way to the door, but the ringing bell gives her away as she leaves. Jesse will notice and give chase.
20-23: Terezi gets away scott free. Wow. Such sneak.

ROLL: 19(!!!) + 3 is 22!! Terezi sneaks her way on our of there, dildos in hand! Wow!

Bear in mind, though, because Jesse saw and spoke to her, conclusions might be drawn! The dealers will be more suspicious of her going forward. But Terezi is now in possession of two dildos. Huzzah!

[tongue3y3s]

WORTH IT.

[magnets]

Oh, he is SO ONTO YOU, LITTLE LADY.

BEST WATCH YOUR BACK.

[tongue3y3s]

WHO PAYS THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO DILDOS ANYWAY.

[magnets]

Ay, ay, there's only two of them and there's a lotta ladies here who need a lotta love! Plus you trolls are shifty as fuck, can't even lie.

[tongue3y3s]

That's racist. >:O

[magnets]

Speciesist??

Blame Condesce!

[tongue3y3s]

You can't stereotype our entire race just by our crazy empress!

[magnets]

The only aliens he's met are her and Sollux and Zim! And you're all weird!!!

[tongue3y3s]

That little green bug gremlin isn't even a troll!

[magnets]

Well, yeah, he's green. Doesn't make aliens less weird, you're all weird.

He has to hand it to her though, that was the last thing he was expecting her to steal. Now he knows trolls have a dildo attraction, I guess.

[tongue3y3s]

Not all trolls! What did she just say about generalizing?

[magnets]

...To do it and mostly with aliens??

yes

[tongue3y3s]

No!!! >:[ She hopes you accuse another troll of having a dildo attraction and they eat you in payment for the slight.

[magnets]

Maybe he'll ask Condesce next time he sees her. Just for you.


no jesse that's a terrible idea

[tongue3y3s]

...she dares you do try it.

[magnets]

Next time, Gadget.