Item Requested: no Trade Offered: stop Other Questions/Comments: Okay so imagine this: a little troll girl is waltzing along exploring and collecting supplies for general survival when she smells a friend somewhere along the way. Searching him out does not actually reveal the friend, but a supercool, uh, shop? Storage space? Terezi isn't sure. But something catches her eye-- um, nose. Yes, that is a five-foot-tall teenager sniffing interestedly at none other than the Impressive Dildos, not that she's doing it while anyone's looking (hopefully). Terezi is usually not a thief, but her fingers get a little twitchy for Reasons. Reasons that are not what you would assume people would usually have for wanting dildos.
... she wants to nail them to her wall, okay? She has a human ex-boyfriend, you don't get to judge her.
Anyway. If the little troll girl is super fast and capable of smelling if someone is coming, what are her chances of slipping one or both of the dildos (she'd grab the pink one first) into her bag and getting away without being caught? If she gets caught, she can pack a pretty good punch and let's not talk about the claws and pointy teeth, okay? What are her chances of fighting anyone who catches her and escaping anyway?
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Trade Offered: stop
Other Questions/Comments: Okay so imagine this: a little troll girl is waltzing along exploring and collecting supplies for general survival when she smells a friend somewhere along the way. Searching him out does not actually reveal the friend, but a supercool, uh, shop? Storage space? Terezi isn't sure. But something catches her eye-- um, nose. Yes, that is a five-foot-tall teenager sniffing interestedly at none other than the Impressive Dildos, not that she's doing it while anyone's looking (hopefully). Terezi is usually not a thief, but her fingers get a little twitchy for Reasons. Reasons that are not what you would assume people would usually have for wanting dildos.
... she wants to nail them to her wall, okay? She has a human ex-boyfriend, you don't get to judge her.
Anyway. If the little troll girl is super fast and capable of smelling if someone is coming, what are her chances of slipping one or both of the dildos (she'd grab the pink one first) into her bag and getting away without being caught? If she gets caught, she can pack a pretty good punch and let's not talk about the claws and pointy teeth, okay? What are her chances of fighting anyone who catches her and escaping anyway?
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