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[arollingstone]

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Tattoos/Piercings

Chilly? Hot? Uncovered? Too covered? Need hiking boots or an evening gown? We might be able to hook you up.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 2 button down shirts (dirty)
► 19 t-shirts (dirty)
► 10 t-shirts (clean)
► 2 pastel dress shits (clean)
► 4 Southtown-specific tourist t-shirts (I survived the Platinum Typhoon, Southtown Cinema, Winter Beach Plunge, The and Leopard Seal Is Real
► 1 hoodies
► 18 Men's swimsuits (assorted)
► 11 Women's swimsuits (assorted)
► 4 ties (rumpled/stained)
► 1 pair of swim trunks
► Watch batteries (2)
► 3 Engagement rings
► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional)
► 8 bras
► 1 mood ring
► 3 umbrellas
► 1 pair of bowling shoes
► 1 pair of chaps
► 1 house-arrest ankle tracker
► 2 shirts with sketchy sweat stains
► 1 corset
► 2 pairs high-heeled shoes
► 4 left shoes
► 6 pairs sunglasses
► 12 ugly Christmas sweaters
► 18 backpacks (clearly designed for children)
► 8 pairs of sweat pants
► 1 flannel nightgown
► 1 pair of diamond earrings
► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (size 8)
► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL)
► 5 multicolored watches (dead batteries)
► 1 compass (points in the wrong direction)
► 1 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
► 3 unopened packs of socks
► 1 hot dog outfit
► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain
► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts

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Drugs

Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

There're a few things everybody needs. Fuel, matches, flashlights, food, and your basic survival requirements. Ask and you shall receive (if you can swing some even trade, of course).
CURRENT STOCK:

► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS)
► 15 galleons of gas
► 1 empty gas cans
► 1 oil lantern
► 1 Fish & Fire kit
► 7 flashlights (no batteries)
► 4 packs of batteries (scavanged; some slightly used)
► 3 large boxes of tampons
► 2 baseball bats
► 2 jars of oil
► 3 first aid kits
► 1 box of sutures
► 1/2 box of candles
► 2 compasses
► 1 tire jack
► 3 extension cords
► 8 crossbow bolts
► 12 asthma inhalers
► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up
► 4 blankets
► 2 cellphone chargers
► 4 Film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies
► 10 bottles of water
► 4 desktop computers
► 2 shovels
► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle)
► 7 crossbow bolts
► 1 machete (RESERVED)
► 1 saws
► 1 toaster
► 2 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness
► 1 club (made by Saya)
► limited supply of gauze
► 2 bottles of painkillers
► 1 pistols (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED)
► 1 pistol (no ammo)
► ammunition for various make of gun
► 1 sets of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets)
► 3 lighters
► 3 laptops (1 repaired, 1 uncharged, 1 broken)
► 4 cellphones (charged)
► razorblades

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Ohh, so it's that you're lookin' for. I feel you, man, I feel you. It ain't free, though.
CURRENT STOCK:

► marijuana
► cocaine (short supply)
► salvia
► elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. Seeds are untreated at this time)
► 3 Jet inhalers
► psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms)
► synthesized morphine (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► heroin (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► methamphetamine (made/supplied by Sherlock)

Duds

Amenities

Drugs

COMFORTS

Tattoos/Piercings

What's bein' stuck in the middle of nowhere without a few comforts from home, am I right? We've got special treats galore. And hey, maybe we found somethin' that meant something to you back home.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 10 cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton)
► 2 crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates.
► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes
► 1 very large case of condoms
► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball
► 89 unbroken beer bottles
► 78 coconuts
► 3 airplane oxygen masks
► 4 handheld gaming systems
► 1 walkman (without batteries)
► knock off versions of various games/handheld versions of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet
► wide variety of thread
► 9 mini bottles of lube
► 3 impressive dildos
► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils
► ink
► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
► 1 desk golf set
► 5 packs of coffee
► 7 sketchbooks
► 4 Quill pens
► 2 set of artist acrylics
► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes)
► 3 cans of spray paint (Red x 2 White x1)
► 9 boxes of 20 Twinkies
► 12 boxes of Cake Mix (Chocolate/Angel Food Cake/ White and yellow)
► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored
► 6 boxes of oreos(!)
► 1 crate fresh apples (24 in total) - will be rotten by Feb 20
► 2 jars strawberry preserves
► 2 20lb bags of sugar
► 4 boxes of powder milk
► 6 frozen meals
► 1 filing cabinet
► 17 notebooks
► BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc)
► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such)
► 1 24-packs of Mountain Dew: Code Red
► 1 copper necklace
► 12 boxes of mac n' cheese
► Handpresso coffee maker
► 3 tins of gravy
► 2 jars of cranberry jam
► 3 clean towels

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TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Be nice to be the one doin' the ink that means somethin'. Doin' it right.
TATTOO REQUEST FORM:

<b>Image Requested:</b> (you can be as vague as you like, TJ's up for creative back and forth if your character isn't the artistic or visual type but still wants some ink) <b>Placement:</b> (any preferences for size/where you want it?) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (TJ enjoys doing this so he'll be lenient, but ink is hard to come by)</b> <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

PIERCING REQUEST FORM:<b>Placement:</b> (where do you want the hole, bro) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (This isn't exactly difficult to do, but a tip is always nice. TJ's throwing out these needles after use and they can be tough to come by) <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

TRADE FORM:
<b>Item Requested:</b> <b>Trade Offered:</b> <b>Other Questions/Comments:</b>

A reminder that a trade does not have to be a physical object! Trades can be information, secrets, services and skills. If you're not sure what your character has to trade, put down their skills and abilities. A simple owed favor can be a valuable thing.

Dealers: TJ, Saya Takagi, Poison, Amal Chakravarthy

Comments

[say_my_name]

The 19th has arrived! Groot delivers the planters to Jesse and retrieves his merchandise.

Pleasure doing business with you.

[magnets]

Looks awesome, Groot! they're not gonna attack us, right

Super helpful for the cause, come back any time.

[say_my_name]

Groot makes no promises.

[magnets]

GROOOOOOOOT

[intellectualstrategist]

JESSEEEEEE

[magnets]

just don't look at them funny!! we should be fine

[intellectualstrategist]

she doesn't need anymore reasons to be afraid of the basement, jesse, omg! /sob

[magnets]

shhhhhshshshshhhhh there's no more scarecrows down here it will be okay! she doesn't even have to go in if she doesn't want to!

[intellectualstrategist]

she knooooows. it's not about the scarecrows anymore! she's got an understanding with the basement... well, kind of, but now there are, like, killer planters down there or something. wtf, bro, wtf!

[magnets]

they're not killer! just -- you know, be nice to them. no kicking the planters.

[arollingstone]

if you kick the planters that's not the only thing that's gonna get kicked. s'our livelihoods, man

[magnets]

right? be nice to the pot. be one with the pot.

or cucumbers or whatever.

[arollingstone]

grabs ear

[magnets]

ow

ow ow ow ow

[intellectualstrategist]

i am not going to be kicking planters! i'm not a monster! >|

[arollingstone]

grabs ear

[intellectualstrategist]

ow! let go!

ow ow ow ow!

[arollingstone]

Separate

[intellectualstrategist]

[say_my_name]

Be kind to your planters, Pinkman-human, and they'll be kind to you.

[magnets]

They will be tenderly looked after. If everything goes right, they'll be growing some of their pot, after all; gotta be nice to your pot planters. No frustrated kicking or anything.