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[arollingstone]

DUDS

Amenities

Drugs

Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

Chilly? Hot? Uncovered? Too covered? Need hiking boots or an evening gown? We might be able to hook you up.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 2 button down shirts (dirty)
► 19 t-shirts (dirty)
► 10 t-shirts (clean)
► 2 pastel dress shits (clean)
► 4 Southtown-specific tourist t-shirts (I survived the Platinum Typhoon, Southtown Cinema, Winter Beach Plunge, The and Leopard Seal Is Real
► 1 hoodies
► 18 Men's swimsuits (assorted)
► 11 Women's swimsuits (assorted)
► 4 ties (rumpled/stained)
► 1 pair of swim trunks
► Watch batteries (2)
► 3 Engagement rings
► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional)
► 8 bras
► 1 mood ring
► 3 umbrellas
► 1 pair of bowling shoes
► 1 pair of chaps
► 1 house-arrest ankle tracker
► 2 shirts with sketchy sweat stains
► 1 corset
► 2 pairs high-heeled shoes
► 4 left shoes
► 6 pairs sunglasses
► 12 ugly Christmas sweaters
► 18 backpacks (clearly designed for children)
► 8 pairs of sweat pants
► 1 flannel nightgown
► 1 pair of diamond earrings
► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (size 8)
► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL)
► 5 multicolored watches (dead batteries)
► 1 compass (points in the wrong direction)
► 1 pairs of standard black water-proof mud-waders
► 3 unopened packs of socks
► 1 hot dog outfit
► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain
► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts

Duds

AMENITIES

Drugs

Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

There're a few things everybody needs. Fuel, matches, flashlights, food, and your basic survival requirements. Ask and you shall receive (if you can swing some even trade, of course).
CURRENT STOCK:

► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS)
► 15 galleons of gas
► 1 empty gas cans
► 1 oil lantern
► 1 Fish & Fire kit
► 7 flashlights (no batteries)
► 4 packs of batteries (scavanged; some slightly used)
► 3 large boxes of tampons
► 2 baseball bats
► 2 jars of oil
► 3 first aid kits
► 1 box of sutures
► 1/2 box of candles
► 2 compasses
► 1 tire jack
► 3 extension cords
► 8 crossbow bolts
► 12 asthma inhalers
► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up
► 4 blankets
► 2 cellphone chargers
► 4 Film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies
► 10 bottles of water
► 4 desktop computers
► 2 shovels
► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle)
► 7 crossbow bolts
► 1 machete (RESERVED)
► 1 saws
► 1 toaster
► 2 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness
► 1 club (made by Saya)
► limited supply of gauze
► 2 bottles of painkillers
► 1 pistols (ammo in chamber) (RESERVED)
► 1 pistol (no ammo)
► ammunition for various make of gun
► 1 sets of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets)
► 3 lighters
► 3 laptops (1 repaired, 1 uncharged, 1 broken)
► 4 cellphones (charged)
► razorblades

Duds

Amenities

DRUGS

Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

Ohh, so it's that you're lookin' for. I feel you, man, I feel you. It ain't free, though.
CURRENT STOCK:

► marijuana
► cocaine (short supply)
► salvia
► elephant creeper seeds (similar effects to LSD; when the LSA chemical is isolated. Seeds are untreated at this time)
► 3 Jet inhalers
► psilocybin mushrooms (shrooms)
► synthesized morphine (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► heroin (made/supplied by Sherlock)
► methamphetamine (made/supplied by Sherlock)

Duds

Amenities

Drugs

COMFORTS

Tattoos/Piercings

What's bein' stuck in the middle of nowhere without a few comforts from home, am I right? We've got special treats galore. And hey, maybe we found somethin' that meant something to you back home.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 10 cartons of cigarettes (10 packs per carton)
► 2 crates of cigarettes. Yes, crates.
► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes
► 1 very large case of condoms
► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball
► 89 unbroken beer bottles
► 78 coconuts
► 3 airplane oxygen masks
► 4 handheld gaming systems
► 1 walkman (without batteries)
► knock off versions of various games/handheld versions of arcade classics such as Pucman/Serpent/Comet
► wide variety of thread
► 9 mini bottles of lube
► 3 impressive dildos
► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils
► ink
► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
► 1 desk golf set
► 5 packs of coffee
► 7 sketchbooks
► 4 Quill pens
► 2 set of artist acrylics
► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes)
► 3 cans of spray paint (Red x 2 White x1)
► 9 boxes of 20 Twinkies
► 12 boxes of Cake Mix (Chocolate/Angel Food Cake/ White and yellow)
► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored
► 6 boxes of oreos(!)
► 1 crate fresh apples (24 in total) - will be rotten by Feb 20
► 2 jars strawberry preserves
► 2 20lb bags of sugar
► 4 boxes of powder milk
► 6 frozen meals
► 1 filing cabinet
► 17 notebooks
► BOOKS (school books on varying subjects, except for history; an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc)
► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such)
► 1 24-packs of Mountain Dew: Code Red
► 1 copper necklace
► 12 boxes of mac n' cheese
► Handpresso coffee maker
► 3 tins of gravy
► 2 jars of cranberry jam
► 3 clean towels

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Drugs

Comforts

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Be nice to be the one doin' the ink that means somethin'. Doin' it right.
TATTOO REQUEST FORM:

<b>Image Requested:</b> (you can be as vague as you like, TJ's up for creative back and forth if your character isn't the artistic or visual type but still wants some ink) <b>Placement:</b> (any preferences for size/where you want it?) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (TJ enjoys doing this so he'll be lenient, but ink is hard to come by)</b> <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

PIERCING REQUEST FORM:<b>Placement:</b> (where do you want the hole, bro) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (This isn't exactly difficult to do, but a tip is always nice. TJ's throwing out these needles after use and they can be tough to come by) <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

TRADE FORM:
<b>Item Requested:</b> <b>Trade Offered:</b> <b>Other Questions/Comments:</b>

A reminder that a trade does not have to be a physical object! Trades can be information, secrets, services and skills. If you're not sure what your character has to trade, put down their skills and abilities. A simple owed favor can be a valuable thing.

Dealers: TJ, Saya Takagi, Poison, Amal Chakravarthy

Comments

[keepsthefire]

Item Requested: So its the twins birthday on the 27th and Rin wants to get Yukio a gift. All he has is the fish and fire kit that he got for Christmas. Is there anything at all he can get for it that might actually be an okay present for his brother? :c


Trade Offered: See above

Other Questions/Comments: Practical or at least not-silly is preferred. This is Yukio we're talking about after all.

PS Rin has Jesse's things that Ichigo wants him to deliver.

[magnets]

Trade: Hey, and it's the brightest Jesse's looked in days when Rin shows up. Ichigo'd already sent word ahead that he was coming and, well, Jesse's looking forward to it more than anything right now. Drugs. Crutches. Mostly the drugs.

The fish and fire kit's... actually way more useful than Rin probably thinks, and Jesse's gonna help out a sorta friend as much as he can, best as he can; he's even going to show him around the store a bit, hobbling on the crutches and picking out a few different ideas. How do you mean by practical anyway? We talking books, a weapon, what kinda stuff's Yukio into?

[incogneto]

Item Requested: Loki's helmet
Trade Offered: 1/4th cord of firewood, complete in holding crate.
Other Questions/Comments: Expect a lot of wood and shit made of metal to come..........

[magnets]

Trade: Offered: Is, wow, a lot of firewood, and a way helpful holder for it too. Useful, when they can get more of this shit under control.

Eternal problem: Jesse is haplessly attached to that helmet. It's his battle helmet, okay. So he has one important question: What do you want it for?

[kappa_feel]

Item Requested: CLOTHES, FUCK. He just got brought back to life and he's naked and it's goddamn cold out and this dirty canvas tarp he's modelling really isn't doing it for him anymore.

Trade Offered: See above, re: naked and freezing. But as soon as he has clothes on he'll be happy to hike back out to Thor's house and bring one (or two!) of the hams he left smoking in the smokehouse. And okay, they might not be there anymore because lol timechange and hungry hungry hobbitses, but he doesn't know that!

Other Questions/Comments: ...Spare a bro a smoke, too?

[magnets]

Trade: ... Man, what the hell are you even wearing? Is that a tarp?

Like, if you wanna bring 'round a ham, that's cool, but a dude can't be rockin' the caveman look, this weather. At least take a pair of sweatpants, a couple t-shirts, here's some ugly-ass Christmas sweater for the cold. Are you a size ten? Sneakers?

[fangool]

Item Requested: Drugs
Trade Offered: NONE
Other Questions/Comments:

SO GHOUL IS GOING TO STEAL AS MANY DRUGS AS POSSIBLE. I don't know how much there are but he's going to go for about as much as he can shove in his pockets. He also has approximate knowledge of when Jesse is looking after the store and when Saya isn't going to be for the most part, just so he can get away faster since... Jesse can't exactly chase him - and he's got a pretty damn good record as far as lifting things/pickpocketing/etc.

Of course, there's always human error and he'll probably be high while he's doing it, so there's that.

Sorry, guys. :C

[magnets]

Theft: Because Ghoul is such a good pickpocket, being a thief, he'll get a +4 modifier. Jesse gets a -2 on account of, well, Ghoul's not the only one who's high. He knows how to handle himself, but the weed does slow him a little.

1-5: Ghoul gets caught in the act.
6-13: A pack of Jesse's joints off the counter.
14-20: A bag of mushrooms and a pound of coke.
20+: The mushrooms, the joints, and two pounds of coke.

Roll: 9. The modifier is +6, and so Ghoul gets a 15; the mushrooms and the coke.

It's not easy. Jesse notices he's looking shifty as soon as he comes in and Jesse has to follow him swiftly into the back. The last thing left's just to push him out of the way on the way out - it's easy enough when he's only barely balanced on crutches. Gonna do it, Ghoul?

[indoctrination]

Item Requested: DRUGS. Specifically, painkillers or weed (mostly the weed).
Trade Offered: One handpresso with all three coffee packets, an offer to fix an appliance or service a vehicle engine (to the best of his ability/supplies), and the promise to build them an actual real laser knife if he can find the parts. He shows up in his dorky pink but very futuristic-looking spacesuit as proof that he actually knows how to build a laser knife, but lbr, he's mostly trying to play on the cashier's appreciation for rule of cool here. Laser knife.
Other Questions/Comments: He also plays up how much pain he's in for sympathy points, giving them the whole story about how he saw the robot fight and ended up getting sprayed with acid blood. HAVE A HEART, GUYS.

[magnets]

Trade: Here's the thing, coffee is awesome and he'll gladly accept that as some form of payment. It's a scarcity in this place, and that'll get him a good quarter ounce of the stuff, should take a couple weeks to smoke through. He does feel a little bad about the acid blood. It's the only reason he's not just getting an eighth.

Cool as the laser knife sounds, though, it's got him super fucking skeptical. If you can get the parts, dude? How rare's that gonna be?

[justennis]

Item Requested: One saw, one pair of mudwaders, one kitchen knife, two backpacks, some books, and food if available.
Trade Offered: 5 instant coffee packets.
Other Questions/Comments: Coffee doesn't mean that much to Ennis--but she wants to make sure she gets good trade value out of it, since caffeine's always useful. Items are listed in her order of priority and can be bargained around.

She's a very good cook, even on no electricity, and has some spare firewood (especially once she has an actual saw!) if either would significantly improve the deal.

so sorry for the delay!

[intellectualstrategist]

Ok, so coffee is awesome all on it's own, but what Ennis doesn't know is that the TSO just procured a handheld coffee maker making it even more valuable... at least to them. Because of this she can most definitely have the saw and the mudwaders, but, hey, let's face it, that shit's not going to last that long between the two of them. Five packets isn't really that much.

But, that aside, the fact that she's boasting herself a good cook does hold some weight... a lot of weight, actually, ...

If she can spare some of the fire wood she collects and she promises to make them a meal or two, then she can spare the backpacks and some food.

[arollingstone]

STOCK UPDATED AS OF 1/23

[questionslinger]

Item Requested: Sewing Machine + thread, crowbar, and some of the apples because they're gonna go south soon.
Trade Offered: Food, porn mag [Fornax, turian issue], one of his cartons of cigs, a pair of bowling shoes, a man-sized riding bouncy ball, and some more work one on the place as usual in getting some wiring fixed/things reinforced. Specifically he's looking to close up some windows to prevent break-ins, and build some proper shelving that opens and closes, but glass is a pain to find, so it's going to be 'shut and you can't see the goods', as well as leave some blank paper and pencils to discuss having a paper inventory that's checked and rechecjed so goods aren't just laying out all over the place.

(You wated a security consultant? You got a security consultant.)
Other Questions/Comments: He's specifically looking for TJ, but will happily talk to Jesse or Saya, and will work for any of them. If they have other things they wat built/done with Kevin out of the picture he's got more time.

[arollingstone]

You want TJ, you got him!

To be honest, to TJ's mind, the trade is sort of imbalanced in their favor on this one. But as a true businessman, he won't specifically mention it so much as he'll casually hand over half the crate of apples for Eddie's trouble. Just a measure of appreciation, after all. Because let's be real, from the state of this place... security is a definite concern.

How long are you thinkin' this'll take?

[puppetdance]

Item Requested: Weed. However much weed he can get his hands on. He's very up front about it, if he's honest.
Trade Offered: A toaster. Yes, a toaster. It's literally all he has in the world. He doesn't even have a winter coat!
Other Questions/Comments: help a brotha out best you can, yo

[arollingstone]

Help a brotha out? Why didn't you say so, man. TJ is not the type to bogart, though recouping supplies is at a premium with the winter months still upon them.

Still, a toaster was a luxury item in these parts. Anything that could cook something quickly got an A+ from yours truly, and TJ was pretty sure it would be worth some valuable trade.

You got a deal, man. Half because the toaster is rad, and half because he likes your style. He'll kick you a 1/4th, and throw in some rolling paper. Other condition is that Marty promises to smoke up with him sometime -- dude seems like a fun guy.

[aggravated]

Item Requested: A watch, a watch battery, the pair of fingerless gloves, two pairs of safety goggles, and a pack of socks.
Trade Offered: Anything in the pharmacy's available stock is open and ready for trade (that would be anything in the tables, not the stuff below it unless there's something super specific). I'm pretty sure there's one item that you guys would want riiiiight at the top of the list.
Other Questions/Comments: Bruce would actually like to come speak to TJ about a bigger possible trade as Sherlock indicated he might have access to better laboratory equipment?

[arollingstone]

You ask, and so shall TJ appear. Even if it's you Bruce, and all the odd issues that crops up.

That's a very fair trade, and TJ is highly interested in some of your teas. Any tea you can spare, actually. He has someone interested in such things, and would be amenable to as much as he can get his hands on.

And as far as Sherlock, that depends. We've actually got some pretty solid lab equipment ourselves. Depends on what you wanted to use 'em for...?

[indoctrination]

Item Requested: one pair safety goggles, an extension cord, three frozen dinners, one of those mountain dew packs, aaaaaand you know what throw in that Fornax issue too. don't judge.
Trade Offered: THREE WHOLE COMPLETELY USELESS PLANE OXYGEN MASKS, two small first aid kits, a box of sutures, half a box of candles, two sprung bear traps because those are totally useful and not sources of trauma right, plus the offer to share his entire library of super cool future music and a couple episodes from random 2080s tv shows if they have a computer and ipod handy. (it's a trap, he listens to nothing but shitty pop and incomprehensible techno. the tv shows are mindlessly trashy.)
Other Questions/Comments: he shows up riding a shopping cart.

[arollingstone]

(Pretty much anything he could possible do or say is judgment free after he shows up in the shopping cart. That is certified fuckin' Rad, right there)

Well, well, well. A fellow devotee to print in the age of the internet! ... Or whatever passes for it here, anyway. You got yourself a deal, man, n' be thankful TJ has a deep appreciation for the relentlessly trashy and super cool future music (even if it's a total trap).

The bear traps make TJ go a little... well, green. You can actually keep those, man. Let's say the staff here has some baggage in that department.

[borninblood]

Item Requested: A few rounds of ammunition for a handgun (idk guns jazzhandwaves!!) and a razorblade
Trade Offered: 2 clean men's pastel-colored shirts.
Other Questions/Comments: Might be willing to trade 1-2 rolls of duct tape if the shirts aren't satisfactory.

[arollingstone]

A handgun and ammo are some pretty in-demand items, chief. Your festive jazzhands aside, gonna be needin' a little more than some shirts, however clean and festive...

(gimme your duct tape bro)

[offtherail]

Item Requested:
Bucky's trying to get any of the following in order of his desire to acquire them:
Ammo for a Sniper Rifle
Those 4 Film Reels
The asthma inhalers, any quantity
Pencils + Sketchbook
1 set of artist acryllics + a few of those paintbrushes (1-3?)
Bag of horse carrots
15 crossbow bolts (do you guys know you have 8 and 7 listed?)
1 bag of flour
1 bag of sugar
Trade Offered:
12 boxes of assorted Candy
1 bottle of vodka
1 baseball
1 carton of cigarettes
1 small red wagon
1 blow torch
1 electric saw
Other Questions/Comments:
Happy to do negotiations. He'll say he learned about this place from Spade. As a note he's also a strong guy and is now a member of the Southtown Police Department, so services are something he's definitely willing to offer.

[arollingstone]

Damn, son. Talk about a full lil' red wagon. That a radio flyer? this is important.

You're askin' a helluva lot, but you've got a helluva lot with you. Tell you what. You work for the police right? I think I could get away with givin' you what you're askin', for what you're askin', but I'm gonna need a little... assurance from you first.

[arollingstone]

STOCK UPDATED AS OF 2/11

[keepsthefire]

Item Requested:
1/4th cord of fire wood
1 ham
1 bag carrots
1 bag flour
2 boxes mac and cheese

Trade Offered:
1 computer
1 carton of cigarettes
3 packs of batteries
1 flashlight

Other Questions/Comments: Saya is already going to give him some things out of the goodness of her wonderful heart, but Rin did manage to snag a few things from Foodland a while back he's willing to trade for more food because wow is he going to need it |D

[arollingstone]

DAMN KID, that's quite the haul! TJ is more than happy to oblige you on this one (even if Saya is babying you a little, eh, you look like you could use it).

You got a deal!

[secretmakes_a]

Item Requested: 1 pack of cigarettes.
Trade Offered: 1 pack of batteries.
Other Questions/Comments: She'd prefer to keep this short and sweet. All she wants are the cigarettes and she has a gun so you're lucky she's even offering a trade. Never mind that she wouldn't really shoot him anyway.

[magnets]

Trade: Short and sweet works, Jesse can work with short and sweet. The trade's a no-brainer anyway, and in fact, take two packs of cigarettes while you're at it. First one's on the house.

[billowing]

Item Requested: 3 boxes mac and cheese, 1 box twinkies, 6 bottles water,
Trade Offered: A pair of male swim trunks
Other Questions/Comments: Will forgo the mac and cheese for more water.

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade: Because food is becoming scarce you're going to have to do a bit better than a single pair of swim trunks for all of that. I mean, you're asking for a lot... So is there anything else you've got that you can trade?

[breakablegirl]

Item Requested: as many clips as possible of .45 pistol ammo
10 beer bottles

Trade Offered: Up to 7 asthma inhalers and 5 Jet inhalers.
Other Questions/Comments: She knows the Jet is drugs but it doesn't work on her so she's.. kind of hesitant about handing them over. But she will for the ammo. Also she'll drive a hard bargain with her very friendly yet STUBBORN way. She'll want to trade as few of her items as possible, depending on the amount of ammo available.

[intellectualstrategist]

Trade: For some reason most people don't come here looking for ammunition, so there's a decent amount on hand... she's got 4 full clips and, of course, the bottles ( because there's no shortage of those ). How about 5 asthma inhalers and 3 of the jet inhalers?