Item Requested: one pair safety goggles, an extension cord, three frozen dinners, one of those mountain dew packs, aaaaaand you know what throw in that Fornax issue too. don't judge. Trade Offered: THREE WHOLE COMPLETELY USELESS PLANE OXYGEN MASKS, two small first aid kits, a box of sutures, half a box of candles, two sprung bear traps because those are totally useful and not sources of trauma right, plus the offer to share his entire library of super cool future music and a couple episodes from random 2080s tv shows if they have a computer and ipod handy. (it's a trap, he listens to nothing but shitty pop and incomprehensible techno. the tv shows are mindlessly trashy.) Other Questions/Comments: he shows up riding a shopping cart.
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Trade Offered: THREE WHOLE COMPLETELY USELESS PLANE OXYGEN MASKS, two small first aid kits, a box of sutures, half a box of candles, two sprung bear traps because those are totally useful and not sources of trauma right, plus the offer to share his entire library of super cool future music and a couple episodes from random 2080s tv shows if they have a computer and ipod handy. (it's a trap, he listens to nothing but shitty pop and incomprehensible techno. the tv shows are mindlessly trashy.)
Other Questions/Comments: he shows up riding a shopping cart.