[It had been a whirlwind of activity and stress in the literal moments after TJ first listened to the message, and it's an hour before he can respond.]
Too late, man. [Though he sounds remarkably unconcerned, weirdly enough.] Saw it.
[Going to let 'Cumhat' go uncommented on, because it honestly doesn't surprise TJ at this point. Under normal circumstances, it might delight him, but for now things were a little too tense to make come jokes.
Which, really, was the greatest tragedy of them all.]
Okay, so you are coming over, right? [A sigh.] I'll... see if I can get Amal to unlock the door here.
[TJ lowered his voice to a whisper.]
Dude's kind of intense right now, just a heads up.
Nah, I mean... shit, if there's any place to get locked in against your will, it's here. [TJ made a sound as if someone hit him -- not hard, just. Yeah. TJ actually sounded pretty sorry about it, too.] I mean-- yeah, don't worry, we're good.
[He doesn't hang up right away, so for a while there's just an awkward silence filled in by double meowing before a click.]
[Soon enough, however- fifteen minutes or so- something apparently lands in front of TSO. There's that familiar faint glow of red and blue before it fades away and someone is knocking on the door.]
[Amal protests, but he's got bigger problems to focus on, like the fact that the door needs to be shut and locked again. The snuggie stays draped over his shoulders for the time being.]
A feelings what? What are we blurring, what's going on?
Ain't enough in here to make a pile, Psii. [TJ explained, though he felt a little bad all the same. Amal was coming apart at the seams here, and he wasn't helping.] N' Amal, it's this... troll thing, when you're upset, you're supposed to make a pile and sit on it and talk about your feelings.
voice, 28th, noon
[Psii's voice is tight, barely under control.]
voice; 28th; around 1PM
Too late, man. [Though he sounds remarkably unconcerned, weirdly enough.] Saw it.
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Coconutsth. Get them ready.
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Sorry man, we used 'em all for glasses yesterday. [In the space of a moment, his laugh turned to a sigh.] But you should come over.
[A beat.]
If only so I can keep you from doin' anything stupid.
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[And then there's an awkward pause, and the sound of things being shuffled about. An octocat meows.]
I'm not doing anything thtupid.
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Dude.
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[The meowing gets louder. Octocat #1 says 'hi'.]
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What's the deal with the cats, Psii.
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Which, really, was the greatest tragedy of them all.]
Okay, so you are coming over, right? [A sigh.] I'll... see if I can get Amal to unlock the door here.
[TJ lowered his voice to a whisper.]
Dude's kind of intense right now, just a heads up.
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[Not going to mention that he's already flipping out.]
Want me to bring anything over?
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Just get over here.
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[He doesn't hang up right away, so for a while there's just an awkward silence filled in by double meowing before a click.]
[Soon enough, however- fifteen minutes or so- something apparently lands in front of TSO. There's that familiar faint glow of red and blue before it fades away and someone is knocking on the door.]
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Who's there?
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Thome lithping douthebag who wantsth to make thure you're both alright.
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[Can't trust anybody. Not now. Not with this.]
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[The lock clicks and the door opens, just a crack. Amal in indeed holding his crossbow, standing back just far enough that Psii can get in.
He doesn't even ask. Concern is written on Psii's face and he's pretty sure he looks the same, if not worse.]
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[TJ rounded the corner out of the bedroom, only to see the two men standing with their weapons out. TJ brought a hand to his face.]
Aw, c'mon, man... I ain't the fuckin' Queen of England.
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I'd athk if you two were okay if that wathn't a fucking idiotic quethtion. Tho- how fucked up do you feel?
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Better than the first time it went up, if I'm being honest.
But not by much.
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[Maybe a bad time for a joke, but TJ was already getting stir crazy and it had only been an hour. He needed some goddamn levity, already.]
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[Ha ha headless joke. Psii isn't smiling much as he says it, however, just sets his backpack down on the ground. Give him a second...]
[Voila, a snuggie. He is draping it over Amal's head. Hope you like them, buddy.]
Alright, we might be blurring quadrantsth a little here, but I think everyone here needth a feeling jam. What do we have an overabundance of?
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A feelings what? What are we blurring, what's going on?
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[For real.]
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i want to read a field guide to earth as written by psii
"do not hold an earth human'2 hand or el2e you wiill be mated for liife, apparently"
HE'LL LEARN, PSII. HE'LL LEARN.
"they partake iin gro22 2melliing drug2, try not to choke on them, ii 2ure a2 fuck diid"
omfg
is that towards the field guide or the story
both
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