THE BOX || The Shady Operation

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Amenities

Drugs

Comforts

Tattoos/Piercings

Chilly? Hot? Uncovered? Too covered? Need hiking boots or an evening gown? We might be able to hook you up.
CURRENT STOCK:

► like a million pairs of khaki pants (all sizes)
► 21 t-shirts (dirty)
► 10 t-shirts (clean)
► 4 pastel dress shits (clean)
► 2 cozy oversized sweaters, decently attractive
► 2 hoodies, featuring woodland creatures playing instruments
► 8 pairs of sweatpants
► 3 classy flat-color high-waisted skirts
► these jeans
► 1 pair of chaps
► 3 pairs shorts, "WHAT" on each cheek
► 6 assorted 'SammyDress' dresses
► various '50s clothes, very musty-smelling
► 8 Men's swimsuits (assorted)
► 7 Women's swimsuits (assorted)
► 1 pair of bowling shoes
► 19 pairs of impractical high heels (sizes 5-10)
► 1 pair of standard black water-proof mud-waders
► 1 pair thigh-high stiletto boots, black
► 3 unopened packs of socks
► 3 lab coats
► 3 snuggies in varying colors/patterns
► 5 pairs of boxers (XXL)
► 1 flannel nightgown
► 2 unopened packs of ladies boyshorts
► 7 sexy bra-panties sets
► 4 simple bras
► 1 pair red silk pajama pants
► 1 corset
► 4 ties (rumpled/stained)
► 5 multicolored watches (dead batteries)
► 1 engagement ring
► 1 mood ring
► 1 copper necklace
► 6 pairs sunglasses
► 9 flat-brimmed hats in various patterns
► 1 hot dog outfit
► 1 polyester bodysuit (neon yellow)
► 1 manly shirt with accompanying chain
► 1 wetsuit and scuba gear (functional)
► 1 pairs of technician coveralls
► 1 house-arrest ankle tracker
► the tech to track said ankle tracker

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AMENITIES

Drugs

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Tattoos/Piercings

There're a few things everybody needs. Fuel, matches, flashlights, food, and your basic survival requirements. Ask and you shall receive (if you can swing some even trade, of course).
CURRENT STOCK:

► FOOD (this is [almost] always in stock but changes frequently; specialty food will be listed under COMFORTS)
► 3 cases of water bottles (typical foodland size)
► 15 gallons of gas
► 5 empty gas cans
► 1 oil lantern
► 2 jars of oil
► 11 galleons of generator oil
► 5 flashlights (no batteries)
► 5 packs of batteries (scavanged; some slightly used)
► 2 watch batteries
► 2 extension cords
► 10 lightbulbs (barely used, energy efficient)
► 1 UV light (with extra bulbs)
► 6 computer monitors
► 7 keyboards
► 2 CPU cases (contains computer)
► 1 CPU case (gutted)
► a modern projector
► a microphone and amplifier
► 1 cellphones (charged)
► 3 laptops (1 repaired, 1 uncharged, 1 broken)
► 2 first aid kits
► 1 box of sutures
► 11 asthma inhalers
► 3 bottles of painkillers
► 5 jars of herbs for treating cold symptoms (take with tea)
► 1 box of charmed bandages the speed up the healing process (all shapes and sizes)
► wide assortment of thread
► 3 large boxes of tampons
► 3 compasses (one points in the wrong direction, but does not appear to be broken)
► 1 tire jack
► 1 power drill, 6 different bits, battery charger works 50% of time
► 1 heavy wood-chopping axe
► 1 kitchen knives of varying length/sharpness
► 1 incredibly well made iron sword, with scabbard
► 1 club (made by Saya)
► razorblades
► 1 pistol (no ammo)
► ammunition for various make of gun
► 8 crossbow bolts
► 1 handmade knife (sharpened glass and a hand carved handle)
► 1 chainsaw, fully fueled
► 2 baseball bats
► 1 saw
► 1 crowbar
► 4 blow-torches
► 30 yards of chicken wire
► 30 pounds of workable leather
► 1 power saw
► 1 power drill
► 1 set of bedding (includes pillows, sheets, and blankets)
► 1 blankets
► 7 wheeled desk chairs
► 3 folding tables
► 2 pans
► 5 packs emergency tinder (8 "servings" each)
► 4 small handheld fire-starters
► 5 cords of firewood
► 1 Fish & Fire kit
► 8 lighters
► 1 car battery (from a 1950s vehicle)
► 3 umbrellas
► 15 backpacks (clearly designed for children)
► 5 snap bracelets with one-use teleportation charms (snap them on your wrist and you will instantly be transported somewhere else in Box)
► plastic table covers
► 6 microscopes and the liquids for stains
► assorted chemicals to test the microscopic life within water
► assorted supplies to test for poisons, contaminants, and diseases in water
► 1 decent-sized air compressor
► 1 chemical dry-box
► A crapload of scientific glassware (vials, petri dishes, etc)
► lab equipment intended for wet matter
► 3 inert gas cylinders

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DRUGS

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Tattoos/Piercings

Ohh, so it's that you're lookin' for. I feel you, man, I feel you. It ain't free, though.
CURRENT STOCK:

► marijuana
► cocaine (limited supply)
► 3 Jet inhalers
► psilocybin mushrooms
► synthesized morphine (limited supply)
► heroin (limited supply)
► methamphetamine (limited supply)
► 3 bottles of painkillers (same as in amenities)
► 7 THC lollipops, cherry
► 10 empty syringes
► 1 sopor slime pie (in a box with 'DO NOT EAT' written on the side)
► 1 pouch of Green Blossom (herb that grants user a sudden boost of stamina/energy when ingested)

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Drugs

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Tattoos/Piercings

What's bein' stuck in the middle of nowhere without a few comforts from home, am I right? We've got special treats galore. And hey, maybe we found somethin' that meant something to you back home.
CURRENT STOCK:

► 130 individual packs of cigarettes
► 2 crates of cigarettes, 500 packs per crate
► 3 cartons menthol cigarettes, 10 packs per carton
► 20 coconuts
► 9 boxes of 20 Twinkies
► 8 boxes of cake mix (chocolate/angel food cake/white and yellow)
► 4 boxes of oreos(!)
► 2 20lb bags of sugar
► 3 boxes of powder milk
► 4 six packs of "Swamp Water" (an odd, murky green alcohol that comes in silver cans with stickers on them labeling them as such)
► 1 24-pack of Mountain Dew: Code Red
► 9 boxes of mac n' cheese
► 2 tins of gravy
► 1 jars of cranberry jam
► 2 packages brownie mix
► 5 pieces of old rock candy
► 30 Luna bars, assorted flavors
► 8 containers Tic-Tacs, assorted flavors
► 5 packs of coffee
► 1 handpresso coffee maker
► 11 boxes of birthday candles, multi-colored
► 12 empty glass mason jars ► BOOKS (an anthology of short stories; a few novels; some non-fiction field guides; etc)
► 24 harlequin romance novels
► 16 notebooks
► plenty of pens/pencils/and other writing utensils
► a surplus of pens, paper, printer ink, tape, glue, folders/binders, e.t.c.
► 8 bottles of ink
► 4 quill pens
► 6 sketchbooks
► 2 set of artist acrylics
► 10 paintbrushes (assorted sizes)
► 3 cans of spray paint (Red x 2 White x1)
► 3 boxes of candles (various appealing scents [mostly])
► 7 table centerpieces (made from leaves and paraffin wax)
► 4-pack of women's smooth-glide razors
► 1 bottle peach-scented hand lotion
► 5 clean towels
► 1 set knock-off D&D, but the story is a little creepy and uncomfortable.
► 4 handheld gaming systems
► 1 walkman (without batteries)
► 1 iPod loaded with 25 versions of Never Gonna Give You Up
► 4 Film Reels containing B-roll science-fiction horror movies
► 4 desktop computers
► 1 very large case of condoms
► 4 boxes of flavored condoms
► 2 impressive dildos
► 9 mini bottles of lube
► 1 filing cabinet
► 1 TV (oldschool, 50s set, nonfunctional without power)
► 1 33 inch flatscreen television
► 3 DVDs (Reefer Madness)
► 1 wind-up alarm clock
► 89 unbroken beer bottles
► 3 airplane oxygen masks
► 1 man-sized riding bouncy ball
► 1 desk golf set
► 1 robotic dog with batteries that never seem to die
► 14 Furbies. yeah, you heard me. these too never seem to die...
► 4 alligator skins
► 7 bear pelts
► 5 shark jaws
► 4 alligator skulls
► a shitload of shark teeth
► 1 bike horn (previously owned by Gamzee)
► Malkus' diary (which is full of his darkest, most embarrassing secrets)

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TATTOOS/PIERCINGS

Be nice to be the one doin' the ink that means somethin'. Doin' it right.
TATTOO REQUEST FORM:

<b>Image Requested:</b> (you can be as vague as you like, TJ's up for creative back and forth if your character isn't the artistic or visual type but still wants some ink) <b>Placement:</b> (any preferences for size/where you want it?) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (TJ enjoys doing this so he'll be lenient, but ink is hard to come by)</b> <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

PIERCING REQUEST FORM:<b>Placement:</b> (where do you want the hole, bro) <b>Trade Offered:</b> (This isn't exactly difficult to do, but a tip is always nice. TJ's throwing out these needles after use and they can be tough to come by) <b>Thread/Handwave:</b> (Would you like to thread the process out or handwave?) <b>Other Questions/Comments</b>: (self explanatory)

To trade and interact with TSO staff, fill out either or both of the following forms and reply to this entry.

TRADE FORM:
<b>Item Requested:</b> <b>Trade Offered:</b> <b>Dealer:</b> <b>Other Questions/Comments:</b>

THEFT FORM:
<b>Item(s) to Steal:</b> <b>Scenario:</b> <b>Aptitude:</b>

A reminder that a trade does not have to be a physical object! Trades can be information, secrets, services and skills. If you're not sure what your character has to trade, put down their skills and abilities. A simple owed favor can be a valuable thing.


SAMPLE ✦✦✦ STEALING POLICY ✦✦✦ STAFF

Former TSO Post


AS OF 04/01/15, TSO EXPERIENCED HEAVY DAMAGE VIA A BOMBING AND IS NO LONGER OPERATIONAL. MOST STOCK WAS DESTROYED, BUT THE SITE CAN STILL BE LOOTED AND THEFT FORMS WILL STILL BE ANSWERED.