Whoa, man, whoa. Easy now. Those aligator skins are pretty fuckin' rad, but TJ's not sure who'd be interested in them. Maybe a trapper or cobbler, but he's not convinced they're worth that much.
The octo-kitten, Cy is free to take. Trust me. Just take it. Seriously, look at that guy, he loves you! And no, it has not yet occurred to TJ that any cat Psii gets will be one he sees a lot of.
The backpack he'll throw in too, because he has plenty and Psii's going to need it to haul his stuff back. As for the rest... TJ's willing to part with the snuggie, flashlights, oreos, and sketchbook + pens.
The dildo and the diamonds are gonna need a little somethin' extra, if Psii is so inclined to sweeten the deal (or try and take them anyway). Friend discounts only go so far, man!
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Whoa, man, whoa. Easy now. Those aligator skins are pretty fuckin' rad, but TJ's not sure who'd be interested in them. Maybe a trapper or cobbler, but he's not convinced they're worth that much.
The octo-kitten, Cy is free to take. Trust me. Just take it. Seriously, look at that guy, he loves you! And no, it has not yet occurred to TJ that any cat Psii gets will be one he sees a lot of.
The backpack he'll throw in too, because he has plenty and Psii's going to need it to haul his stuff back. As for the rest... TJ's willing to part with the snuggie, flashlights, oreos, and sketchbook + pens.
The dildo and the diamonds are gonna need a little somethin' extra, if Psii is so inclined to sweeten the deal (or try and take them anyway). Friend discounts only go so far, man!