Item Requested: A cell phone and 1 charger if possible! He doesn't know why, he just heard that he needs a cell phone.
Trade Offered: Labor for whatever you need because honestly, that's all he's got right now. He's got special powers that would be pretty handy for moving heavy stuff or reaching high places!
Dealer: TJ!
Other Questions/Comments: He's literally 67 years old and he comes from 1989. Why are these phones so small????