Item Requested: The 2 cinnamon candles, 2 bottles of lube, 1 notebook, 1 towel, 1 pack of ladies' boyshorts, 1 hoodie, 1 large-ish kitchen knife, all your corned beef hash... and what is mac and cheese? Um, two of those?
Trade Offered: Two dildos, one pretty copper necklace. She's got two others, why not.
Other Questions/Comments: Not gonna nick anything this time. Probably. Don't tempt her.