Alternian wordth, I'll explain later- [Mostly because TJ is saying so, really.]

And I'm not worried about you dying. [A lie, but he says it convincingly enough.] I'm worried about your emotional thtates, both of you. TJ, I'm hijacking all your clothing. And the furth I brought. And then we're getting on it and talking about our feelingth inthtead of freaking out.

Got it?

[Y'all don't think he's serious? Hell no, he's making for the clothing section, he is doing this.]